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IronSnake19
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 32
United States

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Granted, you have four dreams that have sugar plums and gingerbread men dancing around you while you sleep.

I wish terrorists would rather listen to Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus and play tic tac toe instead of blowing things, people, and themselves up.
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trinket and sugarbaby2013 are the eye candy at the Lush Lengerie department store a block from their apartment building where the live next door to each other and I'm across the hall;D
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Granted and after you stepped into your hotel an old man handed you a credit card with infinite money.


I wish I had a girlfriend.
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Brunette with Green eyes

Shaved (arm pitts, legs, and pussy) or au natural (arm pitts, legs, and pussy are not shaved)???
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Granted but you crash land on the dark side and spend the remaining hours until your life support fails making sweet love to her while watching meteors hit the moon all around you.


I wish i knew a cure for Alzhimer's (next Lusher to post please don't corupt the granting of this wish to many people are affected by this disease to make a joke out of it)
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Granted, but now you'll never have an interesting (or) meaningfull conversation with someone again.


I wish I had dark chocolate Hershy bar.
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Jazz because you can dance to it.

WYR Have a picnic in a field where you can see the stars while you eat or Have sex in a shack with a tin roof during a raistorm?
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Jazz because you can dance to it.

WYR Have a picnic in a field where you can see the stars while you eat or Have sex in a shack with a tin roof during a raistorm?
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Granted but they all go to Luxembourg and have a massive Zombie Orgy.


I wish I had a social life.
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Local sea goddes that has a nearly insatiable sex drive and her physical form has the durability to get it sastisfied.
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Granted because it's empty


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granted, now everyone is dissing you!


Lots of people diss me all the time so it's nothing new.


I wish I had a girlfriend.
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Granted because you're in an orgasmic bliss from eating a kootie.

(For those of you who may not know a kootie is a grapefruit sized ball of chocolate with a core of various things that can range from cherry pie filling to caramel to doughnut holes depending on what the maker wants to put in them. They were sold at the local fudge shop where I used to live 7 years ago. It was always funny when some guy said I had kooties because he expected the girls to run away from me or something and instead I would ask him how he knew and then run because kooties are *REALLY* good.)


I wish people would stop dissing the american govermental structure, because the structure is sound it's the people who decide to better their friends and their pocket books that are the problem.
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Granted every time you finish reading a book with more than 600 pages.


I wish I had a girlfriend.
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At the beach where you've got a better chance of being seen by the sexy women instead of a family with children.


WYR McDonald's or Burger King?
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The V shaped spot on the underside of the penis head.

Tongue or finger in your pussy first during foreplay?
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The Gaurdian Angel for the 15-18 ward at the local all girls hospital.
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Opera with one of the hot Lusshies and eat her out in a private box.


WYR have your G-spot rubbed with fingers or Mr. Pole?
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Granted, but the individual price per cantaloupe is $10.00


I wish I had the same powers as the main character on Jumper.
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Don't know yet.


What is the most erogenus (erogenous?) zone on the female body not counting breasts, crotch or mouth?
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Granted because you're such a babe. I never said I'd get Xbox Live.



I wish I had a bottle of pheromones that only attracts women that I find attactive.
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I put in a dollar and out pops the data needed for a cure to all the known cancers.

I put in another dollar and out pops the data for the cures for all the STD's known to man.

I put in another dollar and out pops a bottle pheromones that only attracts women that I find attactive.
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No answer or question posted by the last poster so I'll answer the previuos question and post a new one.

3 times a week.


Who would you like to 'have fun' with the most oput of all your Lush friends?