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Hev469
2 weeks ago
Straight Male, 68
0 miles · Peterborough

About

Recently I have been getting negative feedback on my profile. Apparently it doesn't say enough. Upon reading it I guess u are right but I really don't have much else to share with the world but instead I will talk about the past 18 months that I have been on lush. Lush has taught me a great deal.
First of all I didn't realise that most Canadian (CD) men wore womens underwear. Did I miss a memo? I admit that having something silky around my private parts is kind of a turn on but can't bring myself to actually buy them.

Secondly based on the pictures posted on Lush, it makes me think that most males are decendands of the Shetlands ie the pony genes. Did u ever see so many huge cocks in all your life. Can this be true? I'm hoping that there are still some women who can be satisfied with a thick 6.
This may also explain why so many women on Lush describe themselves as Bi. They are trying to keep their options open in case the world is full of pony penises. Is that plural?

Then there are all of these beautiful women with perfect breats flat tummies but the wrong plumbing. How does this happen? They seem to enjoy the company of other women with this same plumbing disorder.
So u see that I still have a lot to learn but would like to find someone to share this journey with

Interests
curling, fishing, sex, watching most sports, pleasing a woman

Favorite Books
A town called Alice

Favorite Authors
Lee Child, Grissom, Martin Cruz Smith, Wilbur Smith and many more

Favorite Music
most anything, except rap

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Seeking

Female
Age: 40 - 75
Distance: 500 miles