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GoNE68
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male
0 miles · Aberdeen

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Shit. Confession time - after a large amount of excellent first albums above.

My first album was the soundtrack to the James Bond film On Her Majestys Secret Service. It cost my 10p from an SNP jumble sale.

My first full price album was Playing To An Audience Of One by David Soul.



My first real album, that I would listen to today was Ready And Willing by Whitesnake, back in their blues rock era. Fantastic album.
Agree. Comments come after the story, so who's going to read them before reading the story? Dicks who do deserve to have the story spoiled...
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Jeans, I just love a guy in jeans as long as he has the arse for them.


Very few of us do
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...... and I'm 99% sure masturbating while driving it would lose me my no claims.


Only if caught and prosecuted. ;)
Might gain you a few points on your license - not sure about your no claims, unless you crash while driving one handed.

Just out of curiosity , the whole about from where I sit is twofold. One - the possible abuse of minors from parents, uncles etc. Two - the possible deformities caused in offspring by such a small gene pool.

Two sisters doesn't come into either category - so I assume it's just a catch-all situation.
I have no idea wtf is going on - either here or in my head right now. I think I need a row of whisky. Just start on the left and work to the right ....
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On occasion, yep. and no, don't need to be stoned or drunk to do it - just need to be with the right partner. it's fun, it's sexy, and it's something i'll almost always say yes to.


That's good to know smile
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I have caught my significant other. On several occasions, actually. He always gets embarrassed so I never get to have my way with him when I would like to.


Bummer. Have you told him you want to join in?
I remember when the internet was born and everybody at work was sending each other porn and dirty jokes and pretty much everything, and more, that you want people to send you at work but would get blacklisted for these days...

One of those pictures was in fact of a naked woman with a sizeable spiky cactus inserted into herself, looking, not surprisingly, very uncomfortable.

The only reason I've ever come up with for this strange pastime was so that she could get into the Guiness Book of Records for taking thirty pricks at one time.
Give the boy a break. He's trying to help people develop a better sex life. He's not asking for payment.

Not everyone around here has a brilliant sex life, no matter how good a writer they are.

And if you know the technique already - lucky you, I hope it works for you.
(Btw is it true that squirting is just girls pissing everywhere? ;) )

Pass it on to those it helps - life would be a whole much nicer place if everyone smiled all day cos they had mind blowing sex.
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I would have gone to New Brighton today but I had to work.

It was blowy but nothing like the storm we had two years ago. We lost loads of trees in my area.

D x


Looks like you and I are pretty close. We got sent home yesterday in Birkenhead cos the roof of our building got blown off and twatted about a dozen cars.
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I would have gone to New Brighton today but I had to work.

It was blowy but nothing like the storm we had two years ago. We lost loads of trees in my area.

D x


Looks like you and I are pretty close. We got sent home yesterday in Birkenhead cos the roof of our building got blown off and twatted about a dozen cars.
Loud garbled conversation, clattering dishes and Simply Reds 'Stars' on the cafés musac system.
John Wick - Chapter 2

Great stuff if you enjoy Keanu Reeves running around shooting just about everyone he meets.
Good action film - not sure it's much of a date movie but it would definitely get your adrenaline pumping.


Looking forward to Logan next month.
1. I never know what to put in lists.
2. No, honestly, I never know what to put in lists.
3. See 1 and 2.
If you don't know what it is, you're better off not asking.
Who can resist Sadie? Not me. I'll happily kiss the below of above smile
Sorry to hear that sad

Mine was far too long ago. I might have to remedy that. smile
Indubitably - especially if Selina was still there too.
Beating Man U at half time. Fingers crossed for the second half.
Congratulations to Sprite and everyone else in the top 12. smile
Kids Saturday morning TV presenter in the same mould as Sally James.