Sorry for double posting.
Shit. Confession time - after a large amount of excellent first albums above.
My first album was the soundtrack to the James Bond film On Her Majestys Secret Service. It cost my 10p from an SNP jumble sale.
My first full price album was Playing To An Audience Of One by David Soul.
My first real album, that I would listen to today was Ready And Willing by Whitesnake, back in their blues rock era. Fantastic album.
Been asked and politely refused.
Agree. Comments come after the story, so who's going to read them before reading the story? Dicks who do deserve to have the story spoiled...
Just out of curiosity , the whole about from where I sit is twofold. One - the possible abuse of minors from parents, uncles etc. Two - the possible deformities caused in offspring by such a small gene pool.
Two sisters doesn't come into either category - so I assume it's just a catch-all situation.
I have no idea wtf is going on - either here or in my head right now. I think I need a row of whisky. Just start on the left and work to the right ....
I remember when the internet was born and everybody at work was sending each other porn and dirty jokes and pretty much everything, and more, that you want people to send you at work but would get blacklisted for these days...
One of those pictures was in fact of a naked woman with a sizeable spiky cactus inserted into herself, looking, not surprisingly, very uncomfortable.
The only reason I've ever come up with for this strange pastime was so that she could get into the Guiness Book of Records for taking thirty pricks at one time.
Give the boy a break. He's trying to help people develop a better sex life. He's not asking for payment.
Not everyone around here has a brilliant sex life, no matter how good a writer they are.
And if you know the technique already - lucky you, I hope it works for you.
(Btw is it true that squirting is just girls pissing everywhere? ;) )
Pass it on to those it helps - life would be a whole much nicer place if everyone smiled all day cos they had mind blowing sex.
Loud garbled conversation, clattering dishes and Simply Reds 'Stars' on the cafés musac system.
Now you know why you didn't want to know.
John Wick - Chapter 2
Great stuff if you enjoy Keanu Reeves running around shooting just about everyone he meets.
Good action film - not sure it's much of a date movie but it would definitely get your adrenaline pumping.
Looking forward to Logan next month.
1. I never know what to put in lists.
2. No, honestly, I never know what to put in lists.
3. See 1 and 2.
If you don't know what it is, you're better off not asking.
Indubitably - especially if Selina was still there too.
Beating Man U at half time. Fingers crossed for the second half.
Kids Saturday morning TV presenter in the same mould as Sally James.