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Giesabrekk
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 101
0 miles · Hamburg
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Being a Scotsman, I always tuck my kilt under me and flatten the pleats or they get 'sat' out of shape.
You didn't expect a man of here, did you?
You didn't expect a man of here, did you?
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Four hours! 
My dick would fall off
An erotic afternoon, evening, or night, can last a couple of hours where we can fuck 2, 3 or 4 times, and I've always found that's well enough for both.
My dick would fall off
An erotic afternoon, evening, or night, can last a couple of hours where we can fuck 2, 3 or 4 times, and I've always found that's well enough for both.
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A guy with a gun enters a bar.
"Who the fuck had sex with my wife?" he snarled.
A voice was heard in the background, "You don't have enough bullets, mate!"
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I fucking hate double standards! Some bird gets a rampant rabbit and it's seen as 'a bit of naughty fun'. But when I ordered my 240 volt Fistmaster 5000 latex revolving pussy with elasticated anus, imitation shit dribble with breast nipple discharge and semen collection tray with built in realistic cry sound system, I'm known as some kind of sick pervert.
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My mate said, "What's the news today then?"
"Scattered showers."
"I meant the news, not the weather."
"So did I. The Bathroom Fittings warehouse blew up."
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Last night I was talking to a beautiful young lady.
She asked me whether I liked breasts or legs.
I said I liked a nice shaved pussy ...
Apparently I'm not welcome at KFC any more
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"Who the fuck had sex with my wife?" he snarled.
A voice was heard in the background, "You don't have enough bullets, mate!"
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I fucking hate double standards! Some bird gets a rampant rabbit and it's seen as 'a bit of naughty fun'. But when I ordered my 240 volt Fistmaster 5000 latex revolving pussy with elasticated anus, imitation shit dribble with breast nipple discharge and semen collection tray with built in realistic cry sound system, I'm known as some kind of sick pervert.
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My mate said, "What's the news today then?"
"Scattered showers."
"I meant the news, not the weather."
"So did I. The Bathroom Fittings warehouse blew up."
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Last night I was talking to a beautiful young lady.
She asked me whether I liked breasts or legs.
I said I liked a nice shaved pussy ...
Apparently I'm not welcome at KFC any more
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People fantasise to make themselves sound more interesting. Dancing Doll hit the nail full on the head a few times in her post, humorously too I must add.
Fakes are going to be in the minority, albeit a very large minority, on sites like this as it's just basic human nature to be someone who stands out. That 15 minute fame thing carries on in just about every forum/chatroom on the internet, specially where erotic content is involved.WHegVmojr7VY57vb
I prefer to tell the truth on sites as I'd spend all day trying find old posts to back up a blatant fantasy which I had built up around myself. It's not worth the bother.
By the way, can anyone point me in the general direction of one of those nympho fucksluts with unrealistic (daily) sexual adventures? I'd love to 'interview' one of them
Fakes are going to be in the minority, albeit a very large minority, on sites like this as it's just basic human nature to be someone who stands out. That 15 minute fame thing carries on in just about every forum/chatroom on the internet, specially where erotic content is involved.WHegVmojr7VY57vb
I prefer to tell the truth on sites as I'd spend all day trying find old posts to back up a blatant fantasy which I had built up around myself. It's not worth the bother.
By the way, can anyone point me in the general direction of one of those nympho fucksluts with unrealistic (daily) sexual adventures? I'd love to 'interview' one of them
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Scottish, English, German, Danish, Norwegian, Canadian, American, Australian, New Zealander, Italian, Spanish, Russian, Polish, Czech, Austrian, Swiss.
I was a tour manager in the music business ;-)
I was a tour manager in the music business ;-)
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Homo sapiens walking on 'hind legs'
Dates were organised by smacking club on head
Fire nearly invented
Wheel nearly invented
Inventing nearly invented
Mammoth racing all the rage
Dates were organised by smacking club on head
Fire nearly invented
Wheel nearly invented
Inventing nearly invented
Mammoth racing all the rage
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Quote by SensualSharon
I couldn't agree more. I sure wish Canada would cut ties with this lot. Burns me up to see her pic on our currency......I'd rather a beaver and a Canada goose on it.
Feckin hope you don't mean The Queens beaver. ;-)
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I'm originally from The Highlands (Scotland) but have lived in Germany (Hamburg) for years.
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Relationships can last if the people want them to. It doesn't matter where they start.
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I'm not a fan, but I respect people doing it. It's just not my cup of tea.
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I saw my first porno film this evening ... I looked so much younger then.
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Disagree, but with a cup of tea :P
Friends are always there when they need you...
Friends are always there when they need you...
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