Quote by cajunbuckaroo
If lesbians truly love only other women and have no use for men, why do they enjoy using strap-on's?

Quote by trinket


Brian, if you believe a female friend is a lesbian and she asks to have sex with you, I'm not sure that is something you want to tell peeps. Just saying.

I'm not a lesbian but I'd bet money that if I was, I would never entertain the thought of sexing it up with a guy. I can't speak for everyone though. I am straight and I would never consider having girly sex.

Maybe she is actually bisexual. I'm wondering what Sprite thinks about this. After all, Brian did address this to "for the lesbians". I was just trying to help. ?

Quote by Liz
All the time, lol.

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GF: "Liz?"

Me: "Yeah?"

GF: "Your legs feel like hedgehogs."

Me: "When did you last feel up a hedgehog?"

GF: *chuckles*

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GF: "Have we got any raspberry cheesecake left?"

Me: "I think so, yeah."

GF: "Sweet. You're gonna have to let go so I can get up."

Me: "Can't help you."

GF: *huffs*

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Me: "What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?"

GF: "What?"

Me: "Beef strokin' off."

GF: *sighs*

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Me: "What do you want for Christmas?"

GF: "It's July!"

Quote by Simplicity
Good friends.

Quote by autumnwish
I'm definitely not going to say no I appreciate guys with kitchen skills because I tend to burn things. My last biyfriend was a great cook and insisted on cooking, so I never developed the skill although I want to.