The summer after my seventeenth birthday, and after all those hot times in the shower with Mike, my parents decided the family (the parents, me, and my fifteen-year-old sister) would have a resort holiday together. They figured it was likely the last time we’d do that since I’d be eighteen by next year and have other interests (how true)! We had fine rooms in a nice beachfront all-inclusive hotel, and we actually had a gr...