Quote by Hayley79
I think masturbating while chatting to someone on here while
my boyfriend slept was pretty bad tbh.
Yes, VERY VERY naughty... thanks for the idea
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Yes, VERY VERY naughty... thanks for the idea
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Fireballsteve
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 59
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Yes, VERY VERY naughty... thanks for the idea
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I'm not into it but if it pleased the gal, I'd do it. I'd have to trust her.
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I've been with women that enjoyed watching me with another woman or her and another woman at the same time. That's fine if it pleases her. But me, I don't like to share... not at the same time. I have a couple of friends with benefits and one of them has sex with another man when she's not with me but not while I'm watching.
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So I wrote her back and she responded. I have to share it with you that were advising me on this thread.
Jessica, I have to say I'm a little surprised. I'm certainly ok that you don't feel you and I were a good match but >>>>
I was really shocked that you would say you felt I misrepresented myself in the digital pix I sent >>>>
when the ones you sent me were so obviously doctored. My pix were taken within the last three months and >>>
were not doctored. Can you say the same? I find your comments fairly insulting when you seem to hold >>
yourself to a different standard. At any rate, I do wish you the best of luck. Take care.
...and then her response.
it's called yuen lui and very woman i know takes a few liberties like this. its different for a man than it is a woman. you should know that. men lie all the time. its in theyre nature. i just feel like i deserve the best and im not ashamed to believe it. i wish you well too.
Jessica, I have to say I'm a little surprised. I'm certainly ok that you don't feel you and I were a good match but >>>>
I was really shocked that you would say you felt I misrepresented myself in the digital pix I sent >>>>
when the ones you sent me were so obviously doctored. My pix were taken within the last three months and >>>
were not doctored. Can you say the same? I find your comments fairly insulting when you seem to hold >>
yourself to a different standard. At any rate, I do wish you the best of luck. Take care.
...and then her response.
it's called yuen lui and very woman i know takes a few liberties like this. its different for a man than it is a woman. you should know that. men lie all the time. its in theyre nature. i just feel like i deserve the best and im not ashamed to believe it. i wish you well too.
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I don't think it's that petite women look younger so much is that the tiny ones look more like your Hollywood vision of beauty, ala Paris Hilton or Eva Longoria. I manage to get laid quite a bit (though I am barren as a sand box on the LTR) because I honestly never go loking for it. While five guys are hitting on the tiny gal at the bar, I'm casually shooting the shit with the others who are generally getting ignored. if somehing happens, great. If not, next time maybe.
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Sorry about all the typos above... wireless eyboard with issues.
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I don't know what it is but I've hit it off with younger women for many years. I prefer more maturity but the younger ones do hit on me a good deal. And I'll say this... you younger chicks are a lot wilder and more experimental that girls were when I was younger. As I look back I think a lot of it is that I don't hit on them so I think I'm percceivd as non-threatening. I hear younger gals refer to older men as "creepy" a lot and it usuallu (in my opinion) stems from a feeling that the old men are sex-crazed old farts out for sex. I make sure to keep the creep factor out and, for sure, don't flirt with the young ones. If they're interested, they'll come to me. I never push it. And some of them do and some of them don't. I stay friend with those that don't and sometimes get laid. Not often but the point is, I never go lookig for it with young gals. Sometimes I work on it with women within 5 years of my age but most of the time I just sort of let it happen.
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The girl with the dragon tattoo in the daniel Craig film was hot.
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I love eating it, licking it and rubbing my face all over it... Getting the wetness from it all over my face... Love it
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Jerk off on Sarah Palin's face, slap her and leave..... just kidding
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NOt only does oral make me come, it makes me come a huge load. I can't really relate to the guy that doesn't pop his cork with a good bj. That's about as good as it gets.
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I learned about drinking pineapple juice before oral off an episode of Nip-Tuck. I have a friend with benefits that pretty mcuh never has sex with me unless he can finish me off oral and swallow my come. I'm not the only man she has sex with and she tells me about her others. She is just one of those gals who loves sucking cock. I'm convinced it's the pineapple juice that keeps her coming back for more.
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An hour ago. I have a very good fortunate situation; 2 friends with benefits relationships. (though no long term thing... 
looking tho 
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I'm a naturally outgoing person and enjoy being friendly with everyone, men and women. I lightly flirt with all woman, straight or gay because... well, because I've always done it. I do pride myself on having excellent radar so, once again, gay or straight, if I'm getting the 'back off' vibe I do so. But it's rare. My flirtiness is pretty harmless and I'm surely not thinking of al women I flirt with as a potential sexual target . My experience with guys like that is that they are simply not getting enough sex and make every contact a sexual exploration.
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I love the suggestion of asking them to take a picture of themselves in the mirror with the date on it... that's funny but would work. In all honestly I was prepared to deal with the differences and if I liked her, I wasn't going to make a thing of it. I think a couple of you were right. I remember getting pictures made at my friend's wedding and I looked about as good as I could get in a tux. That was three years ago and I look at those pictures now and there's no way I'd send those to a woman who might meet me. I'll bet she just sees herself that way, the way she looked in those photoshopped pix.
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I thought this was interesting. I meet this gal online and we message back and forth for about three weeks. It develops into pretty hot chat. I mean, everything from straight sex to oral, anal, even rimming. We send pictures back and forth. I even sent her a video of me white water rafting (that another girl took from land, but that's a different story). After three weeks I ask her if she wants to meet. She asked me to send her another picture, which I do. She tells me she's been burned many times by guys who say they are younger and better looking than they are or send pictures of people not themselves. I've heard many stories like this.
We meet at a Starbucks and it's instantly apparent to me that her photos were doctored or done by one of those glamor photography studios. She' way different looking and heavier and older than her pictures make her out to be. I, on the other hand, send her casula pictures (and video) of me from the last three months. I decide to stay and see how it goes and crtainly don't mention my observations.
The evening goes well (no sex, but I wasn't expecting it).
The next day she writes me and says she will not be seeing me anymore because I was 20 - 30 lbs heavier than my photo and 5 years younger in my photo. I'm 6-foot-2 and weight 220. not skinny by any means but certainly not overweight looking. And she so obviously doctored her pics and I didn't. I had to read it twice because I thought at first she was acknowledging SHE looked 5 years younger and 30 lbs lighter in her photos but it was her accusing me of that... which I didn't do. How could she be so hypocritical?
I have not responded to her yet. Interested to see what you think the response should be... thank you
We meet at a Starbucks and it's instantly apparent to me that her photos were doctored or done by one of those glamor photography studios. She' way different looking and heavier and older than her pictures make her out to be. I, on the other hand, send her casula pictures (and video) of me from the last three months. I decide to stay and see how it goes and crtainly don't mention my observations.
The evening goes well (no sex, but I wasn't expecting it).
The next day she writes me and says she will not be seeing me anymore because I was 20 - 30 lbs heavier than my photo and 5 years younger in my photo. I'm 6-foot-2 and weight 220. not skinny by any means but certainly not overweight looking. And she so obviously doctored her pics and I didn't. I had to read it twice because I thought at first she was acknowledging SHE looked 5 years younger and 30 lbs lighter in her photos but it was her accusing me of that... which I didn't do. How could she be so hypocritical?
I have not responded to her yet. Interested to see what you think the response should be... thank you
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I've been reading these threads and was wondering if anyone has a story similar to this. This was many years ago when I was 17 or 18. I double dated with my best friend and his GF. We went to a Joe Cocker concert, for those you you old enough to remember him. His encore, ironically enough, was "With a little help from my friends." We were drinking heavily and there may or may not have been a pharmeceutical involved (my memory is a little vague but it might have been stuff you smell all the time at a rock concert). After the show we dropped off my GF at home first. As we were driving to my bud's GF's house he passed out completely. She had been flirting with me for weeks. We were all three in the front seat (in those days, no bucket seats). When we got to her house, she unzipped my fly and gave me what can only be described as a vicious bj with her butt resting against my buddy's leg. I shot my load all over her lips and down her throat. She used her hand to wipe her mouth, woke my buddy up and gave him a giant wet kiss goodnight. I could hardly look him in the eye after that and felt horrible every day I saw him. That was the wrongest thing I've done.
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I didn't like it at first, but i still swallowed it. Then I just started ignoring the taste completely and that's when I started licking it off my lips, or dipping my fingers in it after he came and sucking them clean.
that made my dick twinge
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Great suggestions gang. I gotta admit "pink pudding" made me laugh
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For all of you aspiring Hemingways of the erotic out there, why is it we have so few words for "pussy" which we can use for erotic descriptions?
When we discuss the penis in our literary masterpieces, we have little trouble mixing it up:
dick, cock, staff, rod, manhood, member, pole, etc. We even have other descriptions, i.e. "he gave her his full eight inches," or "she took his full length into her mouth." But with pussy, nothing much sounds right OTHER than pussy.
Example: "His lips wandered down her neck, over her breasts, finally reaching her..."
vagina, genitalia? sounds a bit formal for the discussion
twat, cooch? I'd just start laughing
poon tang, bearded clam, bald man in a pink boat, trim, tunnel of love, quivering mound of love pudding... not exactly sexy
cunt... most women find ofensive
We are left with pussy and clitoris that sound rather normal. I see it over and over in almost all the erotic literature I read. Why is that?
Tomorrow we can discuss the rather sparse options for asshole but for today I'm interested if any of you have good alternatives for pussy?
When we discuss the penis in our literary masterpieces, we have little trouble mixing it up:
dick, cock, staff, rod, manhood, member, pole, etc. We even have other descriptions, i.e. "he gave her his full eight inches," or "she took his full length into her mouth." But with pussy, nothing much sounds right OTHER than pussy.
Example: "His lips wandered down her neck, over her breasts, finally reaching her..."
vagina, genitalia? sounds a bit formal for the discussion
twat, cooch? I'd just start laughing
poon tang, bearded clam, bald man in a pink boat, trim, tunnel of love, quivering mound of love pudding... not exactly sexy
cunt... most women find ofensive
We are left with pussy and clitoris that sound rather normal. I see it over and over in almost all the erotic literature I read. Why is that?
Tomorrow we can discuss the rather sparse options for asshole but for today I'm interested if any of you have good alternatives for pussy?
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I can say with complete certainty that I will not do that
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Great replies. I expected a mixed reaction and got one. I actually saw more women saying they it was hot than I thought. I really like it but only when it feeels like its turning on my partner.
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I can't decide. I'm gonna continue to try all three over and over and over until I decide.... thirty years from now.
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I have a great rhythm with my gal. We start with kissing and fondling in foreplay. We move to 69 and rimming. I make her come with my tongue. We relax few minutes then I fuck her doggy style which really makes her come. THe she sucks me off and swallows or lets me give her anal which really makes me come. She sometimes says we're in a rut... it's a rut I'm currently enjoying a lot.
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I like women of all sizes and shapes, inclding their boobs. I love boobs too, all boobs. To use an analogy most peoplewould understand, I love the boobs os Katy Perry and Gwenyth Paltrow equally.
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I don't find it a factor. It's not a turn on, but I wouldn't let it stop me.
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Assuming there are no medical issues try using your tongue instead of your fingers. If that doesn't turn him on, call a psychologies.... or better yet call me.