"Results came back positive."
"My balls are itchy"
"I'm HETEROsapien, not HOMOsapien!" - Actually had someone say this to me the other day...
"I molested that tree."
"Ignore my ball scratching"
"Showers aren't for me"
Go ahead and talk shit about me behind my back at work, that's TOTALLY professional!!
Andi - a huge box of chocolate for her birthday.
"Get Well" by Icon For Hire
Granted, but you only have enough fuel for a 35 minute drive.
I wish a few friends lived in the same time zone as me.
Granted, but as soon as they realize it, they morph into a teacup.
I wish I had a new coffee mug.
Granted. But you can never drink anything except water again.
I wish I hadn't been called something that makes me feel like shit and makes me want to punch a face off.
O.o hi. Breakfast?.... Oh, sorry, lunch?
Granted. But you must give every active member a lap dance.
I wish I knew what I really wanted.
"Silly Ho" in my pants. (TLC)
"No Scrubs" in my pants. (TLC)
Bubbles knows this, simply because she is lovertoken's tamer.
Well... hello there.... can you tell me where I am.... and why my hands are cuffed together?
Granted, but you can't get off with them because they're too polite and they all feel guilty about having thoughts of 'taking advantage' of you.
I wish I had more candles.
Granted, Kiki gives you a foot and back rub, with cheese graters....... Ouch!
I wish my back didn't hurt as much as it does.
Innocent, but I would actually love to be guilty [chuckles]
Ever met someone in 'real life' from Lush or another networking site?
Waking the Demon ... in my pants. (Bullet For My Valentine)
Don't Wanna Miss A Thing ... in my pants.
I haven't posted on here, that I remember.
So, therefore...... I love your signature, Astir
Flower ... in my pants. (Liz Phair)
Happy Birthday, Sprite! You're a sweetheart, hope you have a great, sexy, fun day!
I would read the regular romantic storyline. My voice is for doing what you want.
Would you like to eat your breakfast off my chest?
Lydia's skinny dipping. What more reason do I need?
:D