We decided to hit one of our favorite clothing-optional beaches on Florida’s east coast. I arrived at the lot around 8:00 a.m.; there were only a few cars, and the beach looked fairly empty since it was a Tuesday in August. We proceeded to walk up the beach for a few hundred yards for a little more space and privacy. We set up our chairs and umbrellas and settled in for coffee and donuts. By mid-morning, it was already ho...