Finding out true love is blind- Loius XIV
To feed my cat... at least he thinks so.
Vegas Vacation- When they take the "Damn" tour...
"Hoover Dam Guide: I am your dam guide, Arnie, please don't wander off the dam tour and please take all the dam pictures you want. Now are there any dam questions?
Cousin Eddie: Yeah, where can I get some damn bait?
I always laugh even though it is so stupid.
You really are a naughty nurse ;)
Ah bang a gong or get it on
We don't need to take off our clothes to get it on
Pull your skirt up a little bit
Pull down your top and show me a little tit
Paper Doll - Louis XIV
Sounds to real to me, lol... Just another day in paradise with 82Tigress.
82Tigress once won a hog calling contest that she didn't even enter.
Even though 82Tigress is a beautiful woman today... she was an ugly baby... her mom tied a porkchop around her neck to get the dog to play with her... the dog died of starvation.
Stop posting lies about 82Tigress on the other thread, lmao!!
82Tigress stuffed her bra for her high school prom... too bad she wore it on backwards.
Guilty.... twice, lol.
Ever have sex with your parents asleep in the same room?
82Tigress won 1st, 2nd and 3rd at her local Hooters wet t-shirt contest
How you doin? Joey Triviani style, lol.
That one is fucking hilarious... Standing O :P
82Tigress is often late for work on windy days because she stops traffic wearing those short skirts and no panties
82Tigress spends hours in the produce department finding the perfect cucumber... I know this because I was checking out the mellons.
82Tigress is really just a pussycat. Prrrr....
The first thing I did after my divorce was.................... look for Betty White porn to pass those long empty nights, lol.
O fcourse instead I found naughtythoughcute and Nikki703 doing....
Naughtythoughcute was supposed to star in the "thong song" video but it was decided her ass looked to good and the other girls were jealous.
Silky secretly wants to run off and join the circus with me to get over her clown phobia, lol
82Tigress recently walked into Macy's topless after seeing the half off sign in the window.
82 Tigress loves to do the Macarena and still jumps up and line dances when Achy Breaky Heart plays.
Rawwrrr... for some reason ;)
