my mum is on the plump side and one morning came out of her room in the nude to answer the telephone.
the telephone was on the first floor landing. As she was answering the telephone my brother who is twenty two, walked out of the kitchen on the ground floor,looked up the stairs and spotted mum. My mother saw him and let out a scream and rushed back into her bedroom.
Later that night we were all sat around the table having our evening meal. My brother, who is naturaly drole, said, "I don't know what that was you were wearing this morning, MUM, but you might have ironed it first.
ok, let's cut the fun and let's get serious, surely somebody's been to a cinema that shows porn, or are all the writers of erotic stories just making it up? I was hoping to have some fun and getting a bit of inside information so as to be prepared, if you get the drift. Loose clothing for easy access, or is that just a pipe dream? Come on now, don't be shy.Tgiqb1PevQUoDK0D
sounds like a Balls of Steel reply lol
got me all red now Dirty but a great idea, think I would get away with my birthday suit?
Hi all, I am thinking of visiting a sex cinema, anyone been to one?, what can i expect and what should I wear?