I'm 3 inches hard but my tounge is 9 inches long and I can breath through my ears lmao!
As a man I thought I'd put my penny in. None of us like to receive presents designed for the house or home, including kitchen or garden implements. It smacks of laziness and thoughtless ness. It implies your partner is just there to do the cooking or gardening. We all like our partners to buy us something for us! It shows an effort is made and thought applied. My wife took me to Barcelona one birthday I bought her a whole years worth of manicures and pedicures! That's an extreme but there are other was to please just think outside the box or check the net!
Boringly it seems to be 3 for me excluding myself!
Not sure if this counts but I had just been to a ball with the then gf when we needed to get a taxi home, I went to get some cash and found the ATM was inside the lobby. You had to swipe your card to get in. So in we went and I was getting some cash out when the gf decided it would be fun to get up to naughtiest before going home! She unzipped me and started to give me a bj! I got so horny I forgot about the security cameras, I lifted her ball gown and we made love on the bank hall floor!