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Emily260
Over 90 days ago
Female, 37
United Kingdom

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Good afternoon all.

It’s colder than December here today, and tomorrow is set to be even colder. Think I need some hot choccy to warm me up. Extra chocolate please.

I’ll be sat watching Jim on Her Spriteness throne in case he spills something ?

Hi Prettywild and Emily ?



Hey! I’m always carrying an extra blanket, or a dressing gown lol was gifted a new mop bucket a while back but I made drinks in it so if Jim spills anything? You’re in charge ?
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Greetings, to all good, and especially, bad, Lushketteers.

Emily! Glad we are to have you back among us. Congrats on your link working. Just more proof the age of miracles has not passed. ;)

The Weekender wrote: I pray this time, that this is not my last posting....

Me, I wrote: So do we, new friend, so do we.




Sarcasm is like gold dust to me- it took two tries so much has improved ?
Missed you lot. How are you and yours Bill? Tonya? X Brolly dolly’s birthday today as well ❤️
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HELL yes we missed you Coffee to you and wishes of a lazy day in good ol England


Coffee? Lol BEER please ? sorry for swearing in such a fine establishment but I need to iron ?
Hello, hello all! I’m kinda back in case anyone missed me ? much love to you all and welcome to all I’m yet to meet x a quick pop in to hark on about Pretty Wild dragging herself, (or being dragged?) away from poetry- publishing her very first story here! She’s buying, so will have a pint if I may please Rump? X

Here’s the link, Fingers crossed guys- you know my track record lol xx

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/submissive-lust.aspx
You are an absolute gem of a friend and your laughter makes my day! Wishing you fun, alcohol, sarcasm and love today and always Gill ❤️ Happy birthday! Exx
Shame you didn’t get to ride Jim- glad it was only sticks you’re picking up and you and yours are safe- coffee and a smile coming up ?

Hellooooo to our wonderful curvy! Rumplations one and only jiggling, smiling, dancing enforcement officer! ? beers in multiple for you and Scott xxx
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Good day friends. I'm happy to say I am feeling much better today. Finally. It's a bit nicer outside and the fishermen are out and about. Thank you for the tea Emily. You're so kind. Great to see you around here wild. Happy Sunday


Happy Sunday ? you’re the kind one xxxx
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I'll have a rum please emilllyyyyyy and a big huge hug from you..
...you're the best invisible bff I ever had...


Now don't make me laugh ?


A double, large rum topped up with more rum in the cleanest pint glass for wild- oops I sorta spilled it all over myself, better start hugg... cleaning up before I’m sacked from this non paying job. Stop laughing and start sucking me clean or there is no personalised dressing gown for you ❤️
Hey all! I’m sure a true professional of the bar will be about soon but in the mean time, I’ll use my sparkling new mop bucket to bang Big Bertha into action.

Tea for Tonya with a big hug. Here’s hoping you’re feeling brighter waking up xx weekender? Nice to meet you, I’m slightly heavy handed when it comes to whiskey so you’ll have to drink it from my new mop bucket, if you want it drowned... hmm. It kinda looks like a fish bowl cocktail, if you squint. Multiple straws provided as sharing is caring!

Hellos to everyone here especially Scott, glad your leave of absence is over xxx (yours is the gold straw)
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Anyone else love the fresh air after rain?



Yesssss! Missed you madam x happy Saturday ?
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I'll take another Jen's Jolter with a cocktail umbrella this time. I can't believe I forgot to ask.

Cheers Everyone!


You shouldn’t have to ask though Brolly Dolly ? here’s a brand, spanking new one ?

Back to the golf- we have a wonderful sign in our house. “A golfer and a normal person lives here. Guess who’s home?” I’ll get back to you on the quote. X it is a good walk spoiled indeed.
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'Jen's Jolters' coming up for Tanya and Gill. Curvy gets the beer she craves.

At the rate Scott, Jeff, and now, Gill, are going at it, we're gonna need to organize a 'Lovecraft for Lunch Bunch' to keep them away from the slightly less abnormal customers. (shakes head)

Any of you, LAC's (Less abnormal Customers) want something to drink? Just thought I'd ask for old time's sake.



I think I’m one of those things Rump. I’ll have a beer please xx

Lacking At Calligraphy.
Laughing And Chilling.
Lacklustre Alchoholic Criminal.

P.S. thanking you for the potential new mop bucket (swoon) you know how to spoil me lol x

P.P.S Golf sucks.
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i knew i shoulda quit the meth... damn. now you tell me...


I can help you with that. Be warned my methods are questionable and harsh. Free though, you’re welcome ?
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I need some sparkling cider if you have it, Rump. I want everyone to share it with me for a toast to my wife. Today is our 36th wedding anniversary. She deserves to be saluted and recognized.

Cheers, skool, slainte. And hoping little Tonya and little Sara will join us.


Oh wow! It’s ours too! Thought April fools day would be a fun day to get married hehe x congratulations you guys are way ahead of us and I wish you both many more years of love, laughter and happiness together exxx
Roses are red,
Who is Ping kidding?
You’ll smell him a mile off
He’s in for a figging!

Damn, he may like that
So off I will trot
Leaving razors and chilli soap
He must like it hot!
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I only know about "shipping" because I still move in some geek circles (like Dr. Who fandom) where fanfic is popular.

Your lunch sounds interesting. Never heard of black lentils. I've had green and red ones. Mac & cheese (homemade by yours truly using a local old cheddar for the cheese) and an apple for me.


It was- couldn’t work out if it was puy or urid daal but a young Polish guy gave it to me from his grandmother. I’ll get to the bottom of it one day unless anyone has an inkling x

Sounds good, think a beer would certainly agree with that!
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She didn't make it up. "Bromance" is a neologism that is in fairly wide, if colloquial, use. The Urban Dictionary has your back on this one. Best place to go for slang and other stuff that doesn't always make the big dictionaries right away.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bromance

And "shipping" is the practice in fan fiction/culture of putting two characters together who aren't necessarily a couple in the original media. People have been "shipping" ice dancers Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir a lot, so there's your precedent for shipping real people.

I'd like a beer with lunch, please.




Hey Scott x I’ve never heard the term shipping but LOL and WTF were pretty much my non official acronym level when I joined lush. Hannah takes the piss out of my non lit ness quite often, such is life lol x I’ll join you in a beer if I may? Fancy sharing your lunch too? I had a random dish of black lentils and fish for lunch, tasted better than it looked xx
Hello all, glad to see everyone survived! I failed to entertain Wild during downtime- apparently sending breathing exercises and stupid gifs wasn’t what she ahem, required... ? Tonya I hope you managed some relaxation, “me time” is hard to achieve especially for someone with a heart as big as yours. ❤️ Take care xx Larry hope your coffee hits the spot and the badges get sorted x

I’d love a beer please Rump, I have face and rib ache from laughing so hard last night with friends x happy days. Speaking of laughing is curvy organising a relaunch party?
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No lush tomorrow night Emily .... I think you better start getting me drunk now to get through it ..



You’re gonna be fine- I promise x I’ll make you a dirty cockcumtail in my brand spanking new mop bucket because you’re worth the sacrifice. Now, before I start (or get the sack from this non paying job) any allergies? Dislikes are usually ignored here so speak now before I hit you up ?

Anyone else want a drink while in here tending to wild?
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Hello again. Ready for some hot tea now. A whole evening and night without lush. What will I do? Seriously this place keeps me sane.
We are getting snowed in. I might go out and have some fun with my girl for a bit. If you have some free time, I wrote a poem last year called Snow Day about my littley, if you'd care to have a look on the Bleu side. She so precious to me.

http://www.storiesspace.com/stories/poetry/snow-day.aspx


Hey Tonya, I was just thinking about whether the blue site would be off line too and if anyone would pimp it as a stop gap x maybe you should set up a coffee shop over there! Xx

I haven’t yet heard the audio- I use my phone and it doesn’t work. If I’m home early enough I’ll head the wooden hill into our loft office and have a listen. I’ll have a coffee while you enjoy the snow if I may?

Hope everyone else is smiling and happy exx
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MM, if you're gonna read some of the contest poems, a sophisticated wine might be what you need. If you read stories by Rumplators, a hearty burgundy might be best. If, for some 'mad' reason you try plowing through some of my pitiful prose, then you better join Scott in a few fingers of 'Old Whiskey River: the Willie Nelson tribute bourbon whiskey.

Do believe both Hannah and Cat feel a need for speed, or at least the lower end of the 'speed' spectrum, caffine. Gout you two covered.

And while I'm bloviating, Emily, I done read, was impressed as hell, and voted. Hannah, I read your PM, seconded your suggestion and did the deed. (Larry now has another RR, this one for, 'Going Steady', over on SS which you ribald retro retreads need to go check out...btw)

So whadda the rest of you (reuse previous insulting phrase) wanna drink?



Hey all! I’m running through the comp too. Lots that I’ve scored without commenting on, intending to go back to. Grrrr, to keep up in this comp I need a holiday- fantastic turnout ❤️

I’ll take a beer please Rump with an extra gin, twice. Pour yourself one as well in thanks. I truly think Chesh78 and spacecat’s poems could stand their own without my pimping escapades- but hey, the deadline is looming and I better get a wiggle on x
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Interesting idea. But the thing is, authors are repeatedly warned, if they don't get a minimum of 10 votes, then their poems / stories will not qualify. So leaving it until the last minute, is inadvisable.


True enough. I am also thinking about new authors not in the know. No friends to vote for them religiously etc. I’m not particularly web savvy, (and you’ve obviously done your homework creating lush) but for any lurkers with an impulse to join, it may kick them into action? I don’t know. Was just a random thought x

With Lush being global it may also make it easier on the mods, in my opinion. Doesn’t matter where you are in the world- lush time IS lush time.

I remember reading about a voting period after the closing date. Is that still being considered? X

Thanks for your time and consideration! Exxx
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actually, we do it this way just to fuck with you. smile i'll pass this one one - bugs me, too.


Just thought- you know what else would be great? A 24 hr countdown clock for final submissions for comps. Gives a definite deadline for those that work their ases off entering and ups the tension for well, me and other non participants attempting to comment and score exx
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lol - you have no idea. i'm also, at times, incredibly shy and somewhat insecure, though it's not a side of me that people here see very often. Let's just say that Sprite is a lot more boisterous than rachel is.


We love all of you xx
Hey guys, mid morning coffee for me please if anyone is about- if not, happy to fire Bertha up x

Anyway, did I miss the wet t shirt competition? I hope not, I bought a brand new mop so will need our wonderful Tonya to point out which stains are sacred before I start lol x

Fuzzy- I never ever stash alcohol, I drink it silly. Hope everyone is well, going to attempt to shout about chesh78 entering the comp, think it’s on 5 so check it out before time runs out please, I’m sure he will be in for a drink soon exx

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/i-wanted-more.aspx

OH MY!!! I fucking did it ? who else wants promoting? Quick! Before I forget how again!!

Scrap that. Sigh the link doesn’t work. So annoyed with myself now. I’m going to have a gin and leave the coffee.

Ok I know I’m talking to myself again but.... it WORKS NOW! Sheesh. I’m going back to work have a great day everybody ❤️
Hey guys! Eager McMuffin sends lots of love and best wishes to our Brilliant Barkeep Bill x happy birthday Rump

Tonya, the decorations look fabulous and the joint still smells a little funky. Perfect balance x the last appletini I had with G in this establishment caused all sorts of mayhem, better stick with a Guinness to celebrate and offer my cleaning services to Scott. Can’t overdo the bar!