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Ealdon
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 76
0 miles Β· London

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183 - can't go on playing ping pong all day. Must join Ukrainian Foreign Legion instead.

183 Too much temptation to ignore, Myrrhhhhhh & Lynn

Rose are red.

So sad to confuse

young Beth, among others,

with my little ruse.

β€”β€”

Suffice it to say,

The message got through

to the person intended,

as well it I knew.

β€”β€”

As well it I knew,

for she’s rather bright,

not to be flummoxed

By what’s in plain sight.

Roses are red,

Lush bugg'ring around,

those wanting to know

where I can surely be found -

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In the midst of an atom,

in the centre is found,

a positive charge, to which

'mail' can be bound.

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To esdoubleyouseven

at the start of the line

is added eleven

and then you'll be fine.

375. Haven't put my oar in for a while. Felicitation, ladies all. x

Roses are red.

I pity poor Rob.

Paige has it in for him

And all because Bob

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Seems to want few pics

To enhance his collection

Of pulchrudinous ladies

For his delectation.

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That at least is the story

that Paige puts about.

'Twill be of int'rest to hear

What Rob has to spout

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By way of retort

To this vile implication

That his prime int'rest in life

Is self gratification.

177 - Eleven? What's that?πŸ˜‰ Now if you were talking about a hundred and seventy-seven.😈

177 - lovely idea - an organ duet: four of everything, well not quite everything. Indeed . . .

177 - a duet then. One piano, four hands. What fun.😎

177 - ladies, ladies. 6 -1 over the past couple of hours. 'Nice' odds.😊

254 - hmmm. What was that about a bunch of wanton, naked women? There's just no incentive for men to win. Getting overwhelmed is much more fun. (Down boy!)

254 - another monopoly. Seems I'm spoiled for temptation.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I stand corrected

So let me review.

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As I was saying,

My dearest friend, Lynn

Just don't forget, I too

Know the way in.

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How's that for starters,

Ladies (and gents)?

I'll get it right, if I

Can make it make sense.

So many ways,

Indeed, dearest friend Lynn,

Just please don't forget, I too

Know my way in.

You are outnumbered, you know... You're trapped hopelessly in a room with a bunch of wanton, naked women and there's no escape. Why do you think I'm sticking around. What did Oscar Wilde say about temptation? So distracted that I've lost track of where we are numerically.