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Dirty_D
1 month ago
Pan Female, 46
0 miles · Ocala

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Fantastic! and I cant say Im surprised as you are incredibly talented!
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this is a perfect example of where we differ in the US. even with a title, we'd always put the period inside the quotation marks. "Nineteen Eighty-four." never "Nineteen Eighty-Four".


Not true.
Different people do carry weight differently. Different sizes do cost different prices.

I'm a big girl. (6', 250#) but I watch my diet like crazy. I don't eat sweets, snacks, or "treats". I don't eat fast food, or bread. Most of my meals are salad. I run most everyday, as well as ride my mtb 6x week for 2 hrs each time. I live a very active lifestyle. By your statement my calorie consumption of less then 1200 calories/daily should mean I wear the smaller sizes. Sadly I do not.

Don't be so judgmental.
I hate laundry...


I simply throw all the dirty clothes out and buy new.
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I wonder if there's an angle that would work for a DP. Hey, DiphallicDude could be fun! silly


Gotta admit, that was my first thought!
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I'm so jealous...

I had a rather limited budget when I was mountain biking. My bike was good but heavy, climbing hills with it was quite strenuous. And going downhill on rocky paths without shocks was hard on my balls (seriously).

Totally random question here, but what is your address?



Lol! I do love that bike smile can't say enough good things about it! I'm looking forward to taking it on a trip to North Carolina soon. There are some great trails up there.

As for my address: :P not so easy mister! (Plus it lives locked up)
This is my main bike:

The back up bike(yes it's black and red):
Rock shox, front and rear suspension.

I've since changed out the pedals for some really nice platforms, I don't plan to clip in anytime soon.
I have shram shifters ony main bike. Shimano on my hard tail. I'm not overly fond of the shimano.

There are much tougher trails also plus the wooden features. The rocky ascents utilize the old phosperous mine and are very rocky! Santos is listed with the IMBA.
The guys I ride with clear picnic tables, ect. I'm very lucky to have a top notch system within driving distance to my house. (I have a trek fuel ex -full suspension that I LOVE) Im learning, I can't clear the tables, but I dont mind the big table top jumps.

After a morning of great music, Im enjoying the sounds of the outdoors currently smile
I personally love the random themes. I always find I have such fun inspirations as a result. Most of the time I have no intention of writing one and then bam, thinking about the theme leads to being struck with inspiration. biggrin
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Stories are to be restricted to 3500 words, as an added challenge

A heads up - temperature contrasts are of most interest to the judging panel. The use of both hot and cold in storylines, is more interesting, than simply a "hot sex on the beach" type story.


Have you been to the beach in January? hot and cold all at once!


I love mountain biking, and try to hit the trails as often as possible. But this is way beyond anything I'll (ever) attempt.
lately Ive been stocking frozen spinach. Handfuls in my eggs are delicious and really up my veggie intake.
I really want to read this, I just haven't had the time yet. But it's on my queue!
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I don't think about men in chastity devices.


This
hmmm.... on careful consideration, I feel the wallet is more your style and the purse mine
I prefer the cock of the guy Im attracted to over any other. size is less important then what its attached to.
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Also, keep in mind that this $50 is coming out of John's own purse (A pretty burnt-orange one with bronze accents and a long strap. Fucking adorable, right?). It's not sponsored or endorsed by the site or anything of the like.


Can we put that purse up for raffle next? Id love to get my hands on it smile
pizza, meatloaf, potato soup, fried chicken, and mashed potatoes.

Nothing on that list would count as comfort food to me.
Link's in the signature, I'm not too proud to ask for comments smile
There's an awful lot of passing going on this page.

No passing here. Can we have pizza and a movie? you choose the movie and the ending ;)