43 years. Not switching for a younger model anytime soon.
The women he's been with in the past. Then I get all bothered and he comes and wraps me up in a burrito blanket.
Pussy feels like an acute void, waiting to be filled...
Savage! But then I used to rip sections off whole textbooks for portability...
On my knees, face down, with a cock pounding my cunt.
Alternatively, at Sea.
I nearly died when he told me the real figure last week (even he thought it was excessive! Hence the serious lowballing, ha...). But he's a totally different guy now. I'm just grateful that he's been lucky enough to not catch anything serious.
I am very drawn to female villains with an overt sexual/sensual facet - obvious examples would be Harley Quinn and Mystique. Not only do they inspire creative bedroom activity (ha!); but I love how they create this lovely tension between being evil and enticing. I'm no hardcore feminist, but it's some kind of powerful to have a guy (unwillingly) sporting a hard-on whilst having his balls cut off...
As for the GVOAT? I'd have to give this to C Nolan's The Joker. Heath Ledger was perfection.
S/O is very well-traveled and has been with more women than I can count (500 is not an impossible number...). Occasionally he regales me with stories but they all seem to blur into one big narrative - which may suggest that I'm not too affected by his crazy past... It helps that he's honest but super tactful about his romantic/sexual history and I try to be the same (even if my backstory's minimal).
I love most of the male castings in Salierixxx films. They have this timeless creepy vibe which for some reason, reallly turns me on. Don't judge!
We love ordering off the menu. Usually end up with a meat fest (Chorizo, prosciutto, pulled pork, steak, pepperoni...you name it), extra spicy, pineapples, caramelised red onions, etc. Beastly thing...
The first sit(?)-down always feels counter-intuitive for some reason - love it though!
Haha he always gets his way. Like, I'm begging to go to sleep and he'll keep rubbing that dick against my labia until it accidentally slips inside... to his credit, he's got the decency to make breakfast the next morning (usually!)
Patio of the summer holiday house
Infinitely better!! And you can skip the lube too!
I really like the handprints in the second pic. Wonder how you would achieve that - by slathering on a ton of paint, then *BIG SMACK* ? Might pitch this to the S/O as a messy photog sesh, thanks!
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Festivals > concerts.
Heading to Glastonbury, and hoping the jihadis don't!!
being politically correct.
That I'm ultra right-wing at heart and sometimes (well, most times...) I actually mean my racist banter... maybe he'll fuck that bs outta me one day
Fancy schmancy Latin, maybe?
I blame that avatar for giving me the dirty goosebumps
That sounds like a euphemism I can neither confirm nor deny...
HYE thought of joining the circus?
Vulgar, poetic
We read the stanzas aloud
Cannot keep straight face