I think that labels are for tinned vegetables but if you have to classify me, let's agree on "bi". Or 1 on the Kinsey scale.
Married. Nearer 50 than 40.
I'm an existentialist, but not like Sartre. I want to talk to people who are more than one thing. What I am depends on what I'm doing and who I'm with.

Interests
Proper football (ie the sort played with a round ball - fight me) and seeing my daughter play it
Trying to keep the doctor off my back by punishing myself at the gym
Tasting my own semen from my wife's vagina

Favorite Books
The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Catch-22, Le Grand Meaulnes

Favorite Authors
Anais Nin, AL Kennedy, Tim Winton, Milan Kundera, Don DeLillo

Favorite Movies
Wings of Desire, The Year My Voice Broke, Jesus of Montreal, A Heart in Winter, The Lobster

Favorite Music
Talking Heads, Joy Division, The Go-Betweens, The Smiths (despite Moz's recent shithousery), John Coltrane, Kate Bush, PJ Harvey, The National