Quit my crapper job...then help what little family I have then leave town and relax
Sarah Palin
Bridgette Fonda
Jennifer Aniston
Ann Coulter{ I bet she would be a real slut in bed}
Pink
Brit Spears
Shania Twain
Carrie Underwood
Good girl here..with a inner slut that reveals itself from time to time. Like a werewolf
Naked,unless its bitter cold,then Pjs.
Or idealy having someone sleep on me.
Keeping it real simple....I vow not to invade small countries or launch manned space missons from my backyard.
Alone here..so Porkchops and baked potatoes.....maybe some Coke a cola. Having a sober holiday here.
I have heard of Booze enemias. It gives a person a pure drunk because the body soaks it up faster.
But a little known side effect....it kills...very quickly from what I understand. the liver filters the booze when taken my mouth, but shoved up you bum, it is pure. I have also heard of something called "parachuting" where a tampon is filled with X or heroin....but that is like sticking a gun in your mouth.
BTW..I was a EMT and I have a good knowleldge of how the body works.
What do you drink to relax or out with friends? I enjoy a good Gin and Tonic...has to be top shelf gin like Bombay.
Or beer....not the good stuff....nothing better than a cold beer after a long day....
Well....let have at it
A night train in the distance. Rain on the window while I sleep. The sound leather makes. Velcro....sorry got a bit off track
First car was a 1978 Crown Victoria. Something about driving a car older than you are that makes life exciting. All the power options,including a 8 track player{you never know when they might come back} Got it when I was 22 and paid 300.00 for it. It had more miles than the space shuttle but it was a sharp looking car. I looked really out of place driving it, but I didnt care. It was mine.
It blew a transmisson after a couple years....sold it for scrap. I shed a tear when the tow truck took her away.
For five bucks I would kick my boss in the nuts....when do I have to pay you?
