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CSX19
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male
United Kingdom

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Two dogs, two cats and two rats. Soon a rabbit, too.
I've done it once before, and I don't regret it. It was fun.
It's not my thing, personally. But if it's what makes you happy, go for it.
Mine are pinstripe. I remember my teenage years, wearing them with my pinstripe suit. Metallic purple tie and matching laces. I was a classy weird kid.
Always good to have new budding authors join the ranks. Welcome, and good luck.
There are a lot of factors. Masturbating, I can make myself cum in around a minute. I've only ever had an orgasm once at someone else's hand, and only twice in someone's mouth. While actually having sex, I can hold off orgasm for as long as I want, most of the time. The only exception is doggy style and if I'm not using a condom for the first time in a while. In a condom, I rarely orgasm. Without, I can cum within about thirty seconds of deciding I want to cum.
Juno Temple. I'd marry the girl. She's close to perfect.
I'm not a big fan of beer, so Miller and Stella are the only ones I'll entertain.
I get in moods when I like to sleep naked. Probably five days a week I wear boxers, the other two I'm naked. As I like to lounge about in my sleep wear for an hour or so after getting up, when I get in a naked mood I end up being naked in the living room too.
I managed to lick the tip a couple of times. All it takes is a lot of bending. If I could fully go down on my self, I would. Not all the time, maybe once every two weeks or so.
This happened to me once. She pinched my bum and when I turned round she grabbed my head and kissed me. I was too shocked to stop her, but I didn't kiss back.
My main area of preferred writing is graphic novels. The first problem is that I am a terrible artist. The second is place setting. I can work well inside a room or somewhere I am fully acquainted with, but I can't describe an area I don't know well at all.
Mine is a little under six and a half inches, and my girlfriend loves it. She's slept with guys who are bigger and said that they are too big to be pleasurable. It's not the size, it's how skilful you are using it.
I've had sex in front of people twice. The first time was at a party at my cousins house. There were around seven people in the room, three of whom were also in the bed. We both ended up making out with one of them. The second time was just in front of one friend, and he masturbated as he lay beside us. I've also had oral in front of people, it was at a friends party. My friends mother ended up walking out into the garden and catching us. Her face was priceless!
I could never pick one. My top five would be: Billy Connolly, Frankie Boyle, George Carlin, Sarah Silverman and Eddie Izzard.