I'm a no-nonsense kind of guy. I'm not here to be friends with you. I'm not here to shower you with the kind of praise your man isn't giving you in the physical world so you can feel better about yourself for sticking with the son of a bitch, and I'm not here to read your fiction.

No drama. No bullshit. I'm here to wreck you, plant my seed inside of you, and leave.

Real pictures of myself are available upon request

• Viktor