A few days later, he messaged me, asking if I would be kind enough to make him a meal as he had been out shopping. I went around that evening and cooked dinner from what he had bought. We ate and chatted. And as we cleared up together, I asked, “Have you jerked off like I showed you?” He remarked quizzically, “Jerked off!” I said, “Yes, old man… tossed off, wanked, you know, masturbated!” He said, “Oh… I’ve only done it o...