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TNT by ACDC,
And for my anti hero theme song, it would be prince of darkness by megadeth
And for my anti hero theme song, it would be prince of darkness by megadeth
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Lydia was the bioengineer of my army of fuck ducks, and little does she know it wasn't a lie. Fuckin loved fucking those squeekers.
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Quote by roccotool
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...
[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]
Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...
[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!
~Snatch
Holy shit yes roc!!!
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Thanks guys. I honestly never added this address to my msn so I have no freakin clue how it added me... crazy world we're living in where yaks can't get a decent sandwich from a whore bot.
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This is one of my favourite quotes ever
You're a pest. A menace. A selfish, spoiled little boy and I've no use for you. You took something from me that I can never get back, something that means more to me than you ever will. You understand? I don't want to see you, I don't want to know you. Get out of my way.
Dennis the Mennace.
You're a pest. A menace. A selfish, spoiled little boy and I've no use for you. You took something from me that I can never get back, something that means more to me than you ever will. You understand? I don't want to see you, I don't want to know you. Get out of my way.
Dennis the Mennace.
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Okay so I once added this thing thinking it was an actual hot girl who wanted to talk to me, and ever since then I've had random bots add me and somehow get onto my msn list (rawr) and start chatting me up. But the best thing is it's automated so I decided to have a little fun with it
Hindsite Dan 45 Shawn 43 there is no fate but what we make says: (4:41:54 PM)
hello?
Hindsite Dan 45 Shawn 43 there is no fate but what we make says: (4:42:06 PM)
who is this?
Heidi says: (4:42:13 PM)
hi
Heidi says: (4:42:21 PM)
hi how are you today?
Hindsite Dan 45 Shawn 43 there is no fate but what we make says: (4:42:26 PM)
good who is this?
Heidi says: (4:42:36 PM)
my name is paris I'm doing great today I'm 21 yrs old how old are you?
Hindsite Dan 45 Shawn 43 there is no fate but what we make says: (4:42:44 PM)
oh son of a bitch are you fucking serious
Heidi says: (4:43:04 PM)
listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!
Hindsite Dan 45 Shawn 43 there is no fate but what we make says: (4:43:22 PM)
OMG REALLY, can i bring my yak???!!! my yak wants to see you naked
Heidi says: (4:43:42 PM)
I can show u how to watch free if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE
Hindsite Dan 45 Shawn 43 there is no fate but what we make says: (4:43:58 PM)
HOLY CHRIST BALLS ARE YOU SERIOUS
Hindsite Dan 45 Shawn 43 there is no fate but what we make says: (4:44:12 PM)
Will you make me a sandwich too
Hindsite Dan 45 Shawn 43 there is no fate but what we make says: (4:44:14 PM)
and put it on your head
Heidi says: (4:44:28 PM)
well since its free the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT .. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! http://www.localpartyground.com/vicky fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live for free!
Hindsite Dan 45 Shawn 43 there is no fate but what we make says: (4:44:57 PM)
right my yak doesnt have a credit card though
Hindsite Dan 45 Shawn 43 there is no fate but what we make says: (4:45:17 PM)
WILL YOU PUT MUSTARD ON THE SANDWICH
Heidi says: (4:45:17 PM)
Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?
Hindsite Dan 45 Shawn 43 there is no fate but what we make says: (4:45:58 PM)
oh okay, but my yak has a mind of its own
Hindsite Dan 45 Shawn 43 there is no fate but what we make says: (4:46:02 PM)
i cant guarantee anything
Hindsite Dan 45 Shawn 43 there is no fate but what we make says: (4:46:06 PM)
he's a free spirit that yak
Hindsite Dan 45 Shawn 43 there is no fate but what we make says: (4:46:11 PM)
always laughing and frolicking
Heidi says: (4:46:18 PM)
OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u for free... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..
Hindsite Dan 45 Shawn 43 there is no fate but what we make says: (4:46:41 PM)
you know i seem to remember this conversation..... MAAAJOR deja vu
Heidi says: (4:46:42 PM)
AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my free webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.localpartyground.com/vicky
Hindsite Dan 45 Shawn 43 there is no fate but what we make says: (4:46:51 PM)
Heidi???
Heidi says: (4:46:52 PM)
AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my free webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.localpartyground.com/vicky
Hindsite Dan 45 Shawn 43 there is no fate but what we make says: (4:46:51 PM)
Heidi???!!!!!
Heidi says: (4:46:52 PM)
AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my free webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.localpartyground.com/vicky
Hindsite Dan 45 Shawn 43 there is no fate but what we make says: (4:46:51 PM)
Heidi my love what about our SANDWICHES!!!!!!!!!!!
Heidi says: (4:46:52 PM)
AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my free webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.localpartyground.com/vicky
Hindsite Dan 45 Shawn 43 there is no fate but what we make says: (4:41:54 PM)
hello?
Hindsite Dan 45 Shawn 43 there is no fate but what we make says: (4:42:06 PM)
who is this?
Heidi says: (4:42:13 PM)
hi
Heidi says: (4:42:21 PM)
hi how are you today?
Hindsite Dan 45 Shawn 43 there is no fate but what we make says: (4:42:26 PM)
good who is this?
Heidi says: (4:42:36 PM)
my name is paris I'm doing great today I'm 21 yrs old how old are you?
Hindsite Dan 45 Shawn 43 there is no fate but what we make says: (4:42:44 PM)
oh son of a bitch are you fucking serious
Heidi says: (4:43:04 PM)
listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!
Hindsite Dan 45 Shawn 43 there is no fate but what we make says: (4:43:22 PM)
OMG REALLY, can i bring my yak???!!! my yak wants to see you naked
Heidi says: (4:43:42 PM)
I can show u how to watch free if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE
Hindsite Dan 45 Shawn 43 there is no fate but what we make says: (4:43:58 PM)
HOLY CHRIST BALLS ARE YOU SERIOUS
Hindsite Dan 45 Shawn 43 there is no fate but what we make says: (4:44:12 PM)
Will you make me a sandwich too
Hindsite Dan 45 Shawn 43 there is no fate but what we make says: (4:44:14 PM)
and put it on your head
Heidi says: (4:44:28 PM)
well since its free the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT .. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! http://www.localpartyground.com/vicky fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live for free!
Hindsite Dan 45 Shawn 43 there is no fate but what we make says: (4:44:57 PM)
right my yak doesnt have a credit card though
Hindsite Dan 45 Shawn 43 there is no fate but what we make says: (4:45:17 PM)
WILL YOU PUT MUSTARD ON THE SANDWICH
Heidi says: (4:45:17 PM)
Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?
Hindsite Dan 45 Shawn 43 there is no fate but what we make says: (4:45:58 PM)
oh okay, but my yak has a mind of its own
Hindsite Dan 45 Shawn 43 there is no fate but what we make says: (4:46:02 PM)
i cant guarantee anything
Hindsite Dan 45 Shawn 43 there is no fate but what we make says: (4:46:06 PM)
he's a free spirit that yak
Hindsite Dan 45 Shawn 43 there is no fate but what we make says: (4:46:11 PM)
always laughing and frolicking
Heidi says: (4:46:18 PM)
OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u for free... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..
Hindsite Dan 45 Shawn 43 there is no fate but what we make says: (4:46:41 PM)
you know i seem to remember this conversation..... MAAAJOR deja vu
Heidi says: (4:46:42 PM)
AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my free webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.localpartyground.com/vicky
Hindsite Dan 45 Shawn 43 there is no fate but what we make says: (4:46:51 PM)
Heidi???
Heidi says: (4:46:52 PM)
AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my free webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.localpartyground.com/vicky
Hindsite Dan 45 Shawn 43 there is no fate but what we make says: (4:46:51 PM)
Heidi???!!!!!
Heidi says: (4:46:52 PM)
AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my free webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.localpartyground.com/vicky
Hindsite Dan 45 Shawn 43 there is no fate but what we make says: (4:46:51 PM)
Heidi my love what about our SANDWICHES!!!!!!!!!!!
Heidi says: (4:46:52 PM)
AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my free webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.localpartyground.com/vicky
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Quote by WellMadeMale
"I know who I am...I'm dude, pretending to be a dude, disguised as another dude!" & "I'm a lead farmer...Motherfucker!" - Tropic Thunder
Jesus fuckin christ on a fuck stick this just made my fuckin day
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..... pretty much the look on every keeanu reeves characters face since the matrix
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idk about the other guys but i just looooove having the blood sucked out of my penis
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Quote by Blindfolded
lydiababy6969 finds me sexually attractive
K well stuart posted before me and i didnt notice, and the same lie doesn't apply so what I'll say is.....
Stuart secretly lives in an underground lair breeding pandas to fight crime. They specialize in silent tactics as pandas are unbelievably stealthy despite their size.
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Quote by nicolaQuote by BlindfoldedQuote by nicola
plentyoffish.com is the largest on the planet.
You could give our new sponsor uLust a try, they have some free features.
Yeah like signing up, I can't contact anyone unless I pay.
That's how all of the commercial ones work. Just pay, then you might meet someone
Did you try plenty of?
I did.... three times I just apparently fail at dating sites.... sigh.
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Quote by nicola
plentyoffish.com is the largest on the planet.
You could give our new sponsor uLust a try, they have some free features.
Yeah like signing up, I can't contact anyone unless I pay.
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I agree with castlequeen, I recently quit the theatre I worked at but I saw Z land twice before leaving. Best Zombie movie besides Shaun of the dead.
"BILL FUCKIN MURRAY!"
"BILL FUCKIN MURRAY!"
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that whole bullet thing is true though, 50 cal bullets are the worst they only reach 2 or 3 feet into the water, and most other bullets cap at 8
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granted, except granting a wish without it being corrupted bends the fabric of space and time, since corruption is a product of good and bad, and good and bad are all relative, it just creates a paradoxal universe where up is down grass is blue and hamburgers eat people.... way to go D
I wish I could speak french.
I wish I could speak french.
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Quote by rxtalesQuote by Blindfolded
Granted, but instead of booking you to bermuda, they book you to the bermuda triangle, you dont get lost though, you return home safely only to find that the bermuda triangle in fact doesnt lose people but creates wormholes. you return to a devestated world that has been by nuclear war, standing next to a very very very confused amelia aerhart
I wish for my cat to stop meowing
granted but it dies.
I wish for a beer
that was the response i was looking for
granted but the only bike you own is a tricycle built for a 4 year old, its very uncomfortable and rusty
I wish that clone high would come back for a second season
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apotemnophelia. attraction to BEING an amputee..... i can only see this lasting so long....
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Quote by roccotool
I must admit, I thought he was already dead. He was the consummate newscaster.
every now and then i wonder if julie andrews has died yet, and i get scared and wonder OMG did i miss my chance to meet her, then after looking at imdb.com i realize i still have time... or at least i hope so.
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Quote by roccotool
I must admit, I thought he was already dead. He was the consummate newscaster.
every now and then i wonder if julie andrews has died yet, and i get scared and wonder OMG did i miss my chance to meet her, then after looking at imdb.com i realize i still have time... or at least i hope so.
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Granted, but instead of booking you to bermuda, they book you to the bermuda triangle, you dont get lost though, you return home safely only to find that the bermuda triangle in fact doesnt lose people but creates wormholes. you return to a devestated world that has been by nuclear war, standing next to a very very very confused amelia aerhart
I wish for my cat to stop meowing
I wish for my cat to stop meowing
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My score was 55
What does your score mean?
If rage and tranquility were countries, you'd be living on the border. From your answers on the test we can deduct that you have the occasional flare of temper, but are generally able to keep a lid on it. Perhaps there are certain situations that get your goat and bring out your angry side, or you simply wake up on the wrong side of the bed from time to time - and the world suffers the consequences! Whether these flashes of anger are a regular thing or not, you should consider the impact they might be having on your relationships and reputation. You don't want people fearing your wrath, do you? It's normal and even healthy to get angry, but freaking out over small things can only lead to trouble.
What does your score mean?
If rage and tranquility were countries, you'd be living on the border. From your answers on the test we can deduct that you have the occasional flare of temper, but are generally able to keep a lid on it. Perhaps there are certain situations that get your goat and bring out your angry side, or you simply wake up on the wrong side of the bed from time to time - and the world suffers the consequences! Whether these flashes of anger are a regular thing or not, you should consider the impact they might be having on your relationships and reputation. You don't want people fearing your wrath, do you? It's normal and even healthy to get angry, but freaking out over small things can only lead to trouble.
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granted, but it turns out some mad scientist took you literally and on a sundAY poured hot fudge all over you burning your skin in horrible puss filled boils before killing you slowly....... wow that was morbid.
I wish I hadn't said that.
I wish I hadn't said that.
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granted but since you're moving so fast, you'll age that fast as well, you die tomorrow at approx. 3:25 a.m at a ripe age of 3728
I wish that I could play piano.
I wish that I could play piano.
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granted but since you're moving so fast, you'll age that fast as well, you die tomorrow at approx. 3:25 a.m at a ripe age of 3728
I wish that I could play piano.
I wish that I could play piano.