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Nikki, hear you loud and clear. Hillary would have none of it anyway. When it comes to sex, she is her own man..in a manner of speaking, of course.
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Bill_Clinton
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 78
United States
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It is not the sort of thing a southern gentleman likes to broadcast, but let me tell you about this one time at the G20, we were all up late as hell, leaning against the bar trading war stories. Tony Blair is going on and on about how his wife has gone frigid on him. It was really too much, and then Chirac finally put a stop to it and demanded to see his pecker. His theory is that maybe the poor fella was just too small to keep her attention anymore. These things happen with the ladies sometimes. And he always did seem like kind of a dandy to me. But where was I? Oh yes, the bar at the G20. So Blair whips his out and its not too shabby. A little thin but unless he married a hooker I imagine he does alright with it. But you would not believe the monster that Yeltsin flopped out of his trousers. That big Russian was a tripod, I'm telling you we were speechless, and if you know guys like me, you know that's really saying something! Shame though, I heard he drank himself right into an ED problem. His wife told me all about it one night. And...I have already said too much!
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I have to agree with Nikki, and let me tell you how much joy it is to agree with somebody as physically gifted as you are. You would not believe the lineup of people I have had to agree with on various issues over my long and distinguished....career in politics. A few weren't bad. I think that Benazir Bhutto had a very nice bhutto underneath her burkha, but she hardly ever took that thing out for a stroll, and that is just tragic. That gal from Argentina, too. You want to talk about an ass that just won't quit? Too bad I'm retired or I would have set up a deep summit with that by now. But where were we? Oh yes the classics. Classic bodies like yours love classic music, the two go so well together. Say Nikki, if you ever make it down to Harlem I know this great bed and breakfast, very discrete. I know the owner, he taught me how to play Jazz on the saxophone. Do you like Coltrane?
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I just want to say how much I enjoy a good, firm big breasted lady. Both of you fine looking honeys received God's great gift, let me tell you! I'd love to feel them. Or your pain, either one you are willing to share with a wise old man like myself.