Straight to fucking
and leave on the thong, yum!
Homer:
Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds!
Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?
The last thing i want to do is.... masterbate before i die.
But my insurance provider said....
chaffing: vaseline needed....
What do you think are your best and worst traits? Regarding your personality or body or whatever.
My sense of humour- i like to think so anyway.
Procrastination- I have the uncanny ability to put off anything that can be done today until tomorrow, and never get anything done...
Physicaly i've a good set of balls but a terrible ass... awful!
Love it, the guy's a foot!
To affect some positive change in my life and enhance my career prospects/social and financial status, improve my physical fitness and generally become a more productive member of society.
Failing that.....
A beer and a blow job will do.
BING.....
mmmhhh, popcorn's done...
Stop All The Clocks
W.H. Auden
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.
Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message He Is Dead,
Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.
He was my North, my South, my East and West,
My working week and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;
I thought that love would last for ever: I was wrong.
The stars are not wanted now: put out every one;
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun;
Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood.
For nothing now can ever come to any good.
Need: the mother of invention.
Heineken and transfer deadline day!!
Thats the final day of the draft in soccer for the us cousins...