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BathBomb
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 43
Ireland

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Homer:
Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds!
Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?
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The last thing i want to do is.... masterbate before i die.

But my insurance provider said....
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Antbody want to share their favourite tv or movie comedy clips, classic or new, to brighten up the day?
Here's a couple of mine, hope you enjoy.
Thanks.

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What do you think are your best and worst traits? Regarding your personality or body or whatever.

My sense of humour- i like to think so anyway.

Procrastination- I have the uncanny ability to put off anything that can be done today until tomorrow, and never get anything done...

Physicaly i've a good set of balls but a terrible ass... awful!
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Antbody want to share their favourite tv or movie comedy clips, classic or new, to brighten up the day?
Here's a couple of mine, hope you enjoy.
Thanks.

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To affect some positive change in my life and enhance my career prospects/social and financial status, improve my physical fitness and generally become a more productive member of society.
Failing that.....

A beer and a blow job will do.
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Hi all, I'm heading to Biffy Clyro gig in a few weeks, and I'm just curious on peoples opinion of them.

Has anybody heard of them in america?
If so what do you think, if not here's four of their best and i hope you enjoy.

All comments from everyone are appreciated, even if its to tell me what a waste of space this thread is smile
Hope you enjoy.

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Stop All The Clocks
W.H. Auden

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.

Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
Scribbling on the sky the message He Is Dead,
Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves,
Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.

He was my North, my South, my East and West,
My working week and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;
I thought that love would last for ever: I was wrong.

The stars are not wanted now: put out every one;
Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun;
Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood.
For nothing now can ever come to any good.
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Heineken and transfer deadline day!!
Thats the final day of the draft in soccer for the us cousins...
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Quote by LauraLee_sugah
this one my favorite today... who knows about tomorrow... it is by rosemarie urquico

Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who spends her money on books instead of clothes, who has problems with closet space because she has too many books. Date a girl who has a list of books she wants to read, who has had a library card since she was twelve.

Wow i've read this 7 or 8 times thats great stuff. thank you
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yes i must say i do.
facial or ass cheeks probably the best.
guess its an ego stroke that this woman is willing to take your cum wherever you want.
one thing that is a complete turn off is if the woman doesnt enjoy it, or is repulsed by it afterward, so i guess a man needs approval of his masculinity.
shallow creatures...