Ian, did you hear about Chris?" Ian's boyfriend, Shawn asked. "No, what?" he wondered. "Mrs. Summers fucked him!" he said. "No way?" he replied, shocked. "That's like her sixth student this semester..." "Yeah, but this one really bothers me... I mean she already fucked the school principal so that the rumors wouldn't get her fired and he forbids anyone from talking about it." Shawn said. "Wait, she fucked Mr. Beaumont too...