Napoleon with Tourette's
Able was I ere
-Goddam deified maddog-
Ere I saw Elba
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BRHolt
Over 90 days ago
Female, 154
United States
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I just got my first story up on Lush. This isn't just the first story I've had accepted here, but the first erotic story I ever wrote! I can't link to it because I don't yet have twenty posts because I am just that new. It is called Claimed. Go find it on the front page.
If you like it, comment on it, rate it, look up my name (B. R. Holt) on amazon and buy all my other stories, make me rich, and we'll retire to the Caribbean together. Or, ya know, any number of those steps along the way would be fine too.
But above all enjoy!
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/claimed.aspx
If you like it, comment on it, rate it, look up my name (B. R. Holt) on amazon and buy all my other stories, make me rich, and we'll retire to the Caribbean together. Or, ya know, any number of those steps along the way would be fine too.
But above all enjoy!
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/hardcore/claimed.aspx
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Look at their pictures and comment on them. Not just compliments but ask questions and make observations. If you respond to what they've written then they think "good job reading what I just said, doofus." It's the equivalent of repeating back to someone exactly what they just said. "I like Jameson." "Oh, so you like Jameson I see." Comment on a photo. Trust me. And the more Sherlock-like you can be with your deductions, the more impressive it is.
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There are medical conditions like that which are highly resistant to change. There is a clinic in up state New York that treats the condition described here with a 95% success rate. A friend of mine with vaginismus went through the two week program and was cured. The downside it that it costs eleven thousand dollars and insurance companies don't see it as a medical need.
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I'm sure you've moved forward with this already, but to offer my experience, I have tried cl back in the days before OKC was popular. I have to say, there was a tremendous amount of chaff with the wheat. Not only are there people who want sex and are not the type you would be interested in, but there are droves of scammers. For some reason Nigerian Princes are lurking in the social area of craigslist en masse.
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I looked out how to make a DIY magic wand out of nylon and charge it with static electricity to create a water bending effect since I am an amateur magician. Instead, all I found was instructions on how to make an actual magic wand on a bunch of wicca sites. It was annoying to the point of humorous.
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Star-crossed Boros
A Manhattan Man can land a lass;
A Brooklyn Babe who’s kind of crass.
Give her that ol’ Chrysler charm.
Across the bridge his snakey smarm
Thick and heavy as a lead book
Smacks her smack dab in the Red Hook.
Her left hand grabs his Lower East Side.
Right hand raises; forms a peace sign.
The cigarette between her lips
Passes to her fingertips.
A pa de deu straight from Lolitta
Her hand moves up to his Nolitta.
Barista’s wage with writer’s rage.
His salary is twice her age.
But he’s the taker; she’s the giver.
Star crossed boros across the river.
She beckons to her Bed-Stuy bedside.
But his Hell’s Kitchen’s warmer inside.
A hipster falling for a Times square.
The Brooklyn Babe’s not one to care.
Manhattan’s friends may disapprove.
The Upper East Side’s such a prude.
From Morningside to Luna Park
A secret courtship in the dark.
A Manhattan Man can land a lass;
A Brooklyn Babe who’s kind of crass.
Give her that ol’ Chrysler charm.
Across the bridge his snakey smarm
Thick and heavy as a lead book
Smacks her smack dab in the Red Hook.
Her left hand grabs his Lower East Side.
Right hand raises; forms a peace sign.
The cigarette between her lips
Passes to her fingertips.
A pa de deu straight from Lolitta
Her hand moves up to his Nolitta.
Barista’s wage with writer’s rage.
His salary is twice her age.
But he’s the taker; she’s the giver.
Star crossed boros across the river.
She beckons to her Bed-Stuy bedside.
But his Hell’s Kitchen’s warmer inside.
A hipster falling for a Times square.
The Brooklyn Babe’s not one to care.
Manhattan’s friends may disapprove.
The Upper East Side’s such a prude.
From Morningside to Luna Park
A secret courtship in the dark.