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*rolls on the floor laughing* This is too amusing. Thank you for sharing.
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Quote by KnightOfPassion
I'm with you, Curious2c. Lush's poetry has immediately given me a big stiff cock that I must fuck into a wet pussy before filling it with my boiling cum.
Gee, *thanks* Lush ;)
Knight
You know, there are interesting cures for that now...
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Oh, and if it's autobiographical books you're into, Stephen Fry's Moab Is My Washpot should definitely be on your list! 
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I love reading; the first book that made me cry, though, was The Secret Life of Bees by Sue Monk Kidd. It's a rather moving novel, in my opinion. Paradise Lost by John Milton's a good read too.
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Quote by Curious2c
Tell me what your perfect lover looks like and what they will do for you.
I started to answer this, but then when I got to the third paragraph I realized it was more of a story.
Long story short, he has to be himself. I always look for intelligence, a sexy voice and...blue eyes. I have a thing for blue eyes, although hazel/green are appealing too. 
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I usually like some light. Candles or a lava lamp, maybe. Hahaha.
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It depends on what I'm "down" about, really. A nice swim does it some days, chocolate and vodka does it on others. Writing usually helps; sleep too, when it's possible. Lately it's been reading erotica and playing around...
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Well now.
This amused me, and my score made me laugh.
Literally.
*cue me making a WTF face*
Your score is: 85
What does your score mean?
This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern.
This amused me, and my score made me laugh.
Literally.
*cue me making a WTF face*
Your score is: 85
What does your score mean?
This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern.