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Yes I love them. I have three...for now (but they're rather personal and somewhat hard to explain :P so I cant really say) But they are a definate turn ON !! Whether on men or woman ;)
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AnimalisticAlucard
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 31
New Zealand
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Quote by gruffman76
1. I had sex with a college at work
2. I've had a threesome
3. I work for the fire dept
4. I've had a stripper give me a private show at her house
Hmm, I'd say #1! Only because I'm either misunderstanding it or you forgot to put the word "student/teacher" in there
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Quote by WellMadeMale
3. Lie (define normal and how do you know?)
1 ) I've assisted cuckolding 7 males in front of & with the participation of their wife or significant other
2 ) Gangbangs: I've enjoyed four of them since 1979
3 ) I've been married twice - to the same woman
4 ) I've had four German Short-haired pointers as pets. 3 were named: Pup, the other one: Dog
Lol, I don't. All I know is that I think about sex at least 23.9 hours of every day. I guess I was guessing thats abnormal :L But number 3 was the initial lie.
And I think number 1 is the lie; I'm pretty sure you've done 8 or 9!!
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Real Sex - Tech N9ne
Superman - Eminem
Put it in my mouth, Butt Naked, Sex in the city, lol - Akinyele
Motivation - Kelly Rowland
Slow Dance - Keri Hilson
Foreplay - Tank ft. Chris Brown
Damn thats all I can think of
Superman - Eminem
Put it in my mouth, Butt Naked, Sex in the city, lol - Akinyele
Motivation - Kelly Rowland
Slow Dance - Keri Hilson
Foreplay - Tank ft. Chris Brown
Damn thats all I can think of
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1. I am technically a virgin!
2. My first sexual experience was with another woman
3. I fantasize about sex more than "normal" girls should
4. I'm raising a child that doesn't bioligically belong to me
2. My first sexual experience was with another woman
3. I fantasize about sex more than "normal" girls should
4. I'm raising a child that doesn't bioligically belong to me
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MANU BENNETT - Spartacus
He's just...hmm and I've met him ONCE!
He's just...hmm and I've met him ONCE!
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Watching lightning scare the f*** out of my friend!
#you're inside you dork, its not going to get you! Jeez
#you're inside you dork, its not going to get you! Jeez
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Fuck You! And you call yourself a grandmother? You don't know the definition of the word you stupid bitch!!
Reason #1 for HATING my "son's" GM!
Her constant reminder that he isn't as important to her as her bull fucking shit pagan God. WHAT THE FUCK HAS HE EVER DONE FOR YOU WOMAN?!?!?!?
Reason #2!
Her even more constant reminder of how unimportant he is now that her "white" grandchild was born. She once spent every weekend with him. Now he's lucky to get an hour a week, if THAT!
Reason #3!
Her empty fucking promises to my son. Every fucking weekend its the same fucking bullshit! STOP FUCKING LYING TO MY SON YOU UGLY CUNT.
Respect isn't handed to you on a silver platter because your a 100yr old looking 56yr old! It's EARNED!!!
My parents always told me to treat others how they treat you. REGARDLESS of their age...! I'LL TEACH MY SON THE SAME!!!
So why not just drown in that perfect bubble you live in and not bother at ALL!!! I know WE won't miss you!
Reason #1 for HATING my "son's" GM!
Her constant reminder that he isn't as important to her as her bull fucking shit pagan God. WHAT THE FUCK HAS HE EVER DONE FOR YOU WOMAN?!?!?!?
Reason #2!
Her even more constant reminder of how unimportant he is now that her "white" grandchild was born. She once spent every weekend with him. Now he's lucky to get an hour a week, if THAT!
Reason #3!
Her empty fucking promises to my son. Every fucking weekend its the same fucking bullshit! STOP FUCKING LYING TO MY SON YOU UGLY CUNT.
Respect isn't handed to you on a silver platter because your a 100yr old looking 56yr old! It's EARNED!!!
My parents always told me to treat others how they treat you. REGARDLESS of their age...! I'LL TEACH MY SON THE SAME!!!
So why not just drown in that perfect bubble you live in and not bother at ALL!!! I know WE won't miss you!
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You know your a parent when...
One; your son throws your Ipad into the bath because you forgot to put it out of reach. Fuck!!! ;D
Two; he tries to sit on it to hide it away because he knows he done something wrong.
And three; you can't yell or growl or be angry at him because hes too freakin' cute; his smile has the power to shatter your world, cascade light and bring you to your knees.
Worst of all!! He knows this!!
Damn, I've got it baddd.
One; your son throws your Ipad into the bath because you forgot to put it out of reach. Fuck!!! ;D
Two; he tries to sit on it to hide it away because he knows he done something wrong.
And three; you can't yell or growl or be angry at him because hes too freakin' cute; his smile has the power to shatter your world, cascade light and bring you to your knees.
Worst of all!! He knows this!!
Damn, I've got it baddd.
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Hmmm, his deep and husky voice when he talks dirty to me! Damn that gets me every time ;)
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It's only way I prefer to sleep in bed ;) clothes only make me too hot and worse...they're always a unneccessary obsticle to having some freaky time 
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Seven Words, The Sexorcist and Get off - all by Tech N9ne.
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Seven Words, The Sexorcist and Get off - all by Tech N9ne.
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HONESTLY, nothing. I think if tried to make a man into what I wanted him to be, we'd clash because he would almost be too perfect. soo...NOTHING. MEN ARE FINE AS THEY ARE..
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That I'm too young to worry about half the things I do worry about 
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HELL YES, even to the point of blood. An X of mine once bit me while being agressive and it was such a fucking turn on I came instantly. though I love being fucked roughly he also has to be passionate and loving too ! Otherwise I might as well pay a male pros who'll do a better job
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Ewww DANIEL CRAIG.
p.s people like Kristen Stewart because they want to be her...fuck me if its because of her looks!
p.s people like Kristen Stewart because they want to be her...fuck me if its because of her looks!
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Quote by clum
I fell for the trap; I read the profile.
You come across as insecure, desperate for attention and desperate for approval. The fact that you mentioned "daddy's money" made me instantly want to dislike you. Why you think many thousands of strangers need to know that about you is beyond me. I'd also guess that you have pretty low self-esteem (although you'll probably deny it until you're blue in the face).
That was my first impression of you. Thanks for asking.
Didn't make it through your entire bio before I had to agree! though, you'd be perfect buddies with my sister-in-law. In saying that, your probably a beautiful person with a beautiful personality, but the whole "daddy" and wealth seems a bit...ott #justsaying :)
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When my heart threateneds to burst out of my chest from a single glance
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Empathy - When my ex's sister died I did everything I could to comfort him...but there was always that caged sorrow I could never heal. Broke my heart every time -- but that's what I'd have even though we're not together I still want to help him...
even though we're not together I still want to help him... 
