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Andy37
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male
0 miles · Missouri

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My wife had a very difficult pregnancy, was on bed rest from five months. We could not have sex and the smell of my sperm made her ill. Still, I thought she was the sexiest woman alive. I still do.
I am a classical pianist. I thought this was a clever shadowing of piano keys.
Almost never, don't have to. My wife is as sexual as I am and we keep each other satisfied.
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yeah, i'm serious here. put out the vitals. i'm 5'1" and weight in at about 100 pounds on a good day. any of you guys thing you can take me? talking just going at it in the ring for 5 minutes. just fists and feet. won't even bring my baseball bat with me. hey, this is ask the guys, so i'm asking, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE IT FIVE WHOLE MINUTES AND NOT GO DOWN LIKE A TON OF BRICKS OR CRY LIKE A LITTLE BITCH?!?

Gonna mop the floor with all y'all.





My wife is 5'2" and she can take me down (I am 6'4"). So, in answer to your question, I don't think so, nor would I try. LOL.
Being true to my Scandinavian heritage, my grandmother's Norwegian Butter Cookies she always made at Christmas are my favorite.
Oh, around 2200 miles give or take. I was chasing a girl I had just met. Somehow, I knew she was the one and I was right. That was over 15 years ago and we are still together, blissfully happy.
Bela and Marta Karolyi, my wife's gymnastics coaches.
Dominate Left. Write, eat, throw a ball, kick football, conduct orchestra...all left.
Key Lime Pie Company's....obviously, Key Lime Pie. It is the best!
When I was a young boy, I heard masturbation would make you go blind. I am not blind, but I must have done it enough to need glasses! Lol.
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Andy, you're my new best friend x




I accept. Come share a glass or two with me.
I prefer a good dry red wine. I am a partner/owner of a vineyard that produces reds. We are not there, yet, but improving every year. My belief is that everyone should drink what they like, damn the so called protocols of what wine goes with what.
My first crush/experience when I was 15 was with my sister's BFF, who is three years older than me. ( I am 39, she is 42) I saw her a few days ago, thought about speaking to her, but decided to let things remain in the past. But, seeing her did spark memories of those 'glory days'.
We are on vacation in my home state, Florida, so it will be fresh Florida Seafood.


Not much of an age difference for me...5 years...my wife, I was 23, she was 18.
Not crazy about them, but to each his own. I have one, my wife initials and mine in a heart on my left butt cheek; she has the same on her right butt cheek. That is it for us.
Curves, toned and fit. Does not have to be a super model, not many in real life are.
I had a TA this past school year who was a hot little redhead with freckles. It made it hard to concentrate on my job when she was around.


Stand strong Orlando. This Florida native son is holding you in my heart, the victims, the families, the friends...everyone.
Ice cold, freshly squeezed Lemonade. Summer has arrived, it was 96 degrees here today.
Watched me...yes. filmed me, I am not sure, probably not. When I was in college, my friends would say, the party had not begun until Andy lost his clothes. Not quite as wild now that I am married with children.
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The average male penis is 5 1/2" but the average Lush penis is 9 1/2"


Who took the survey? No one asked me to participate. And, sadly, I do not have a 9.5" penis, but it is bigger than 5.5". Smile!
Without my beard i look almost prepubescent. Plus, my wife thinks it is sexy. Enough said.
Yes, my wife and I do it to each other frequently. Love it.
The only one I ever had a leading roll in, West Side Story. It was fun and very hard work. Decided I would stick to the orchestra, much easier.
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Putting up with my OCD. Drives my GF nuts, but she loves me anyway.


Update: My GF is now my wife. Poor girl, I am glad she loves me, I am a lucky man.