Obviously it's not gross, it's a beautiful life-giving thing, but it is utterly unsexy to me. Does nothing for me.
TV - Fawlty Towers, Only Fools and Horses, the Simpsons, Peep Show (up to about series 5), Blackadder, Friends, Frasier
Films - This is Spinal Tap, Airplane, all three Naked Guns, Monty Python's the Life of Brian. Not a comedy, but Pulp Fiction has some genuinely funny moments that score bigger laughs than the entirety of most pure comedies.
I adore it. Lips, mouth, tongue and fingers so close, so responsive, so dextrous. It's the best! Once I've kissed my wife to completion, it's usually a matter of moments to get me off, I come up so long and hard and throbbing.
Always girls I know, almost always utterly aloof and unattainable in reality, increasingly completely and off limits to me. I live out my fantasies in my own mind and commit them to paper. I have never written a single female character that is not based heavily on a real person I am lusting over at the time. It's my way of working it out, I think.
Brief Encounter. No, no...Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind.
Why the West Rules...For Now - Ian Morris.
Third time through. It's a brilliant synthesis of history, geography and biology. A wonderful book.
For me, there's a sublime edginess about it. It makes me feel horny and sick at the same time. Once, when I was seventeen I think, a girl I was seeing over a long distance told me she had been with another guy. I ran into the bathroom unsure whether I was going to vomit, and ending up wanking myself in less than a minute. It's a weird feeling and one I'd like to explore, but generally I don't like it.
Certain species of spider attract mates by strumming on their webs like a guitar string
I have always done it, from day one pretty much. Glad I'm probably not as weird as I thought!
Thursday night. So, four days ago. Really getting ready to go now!
Generally, big natural tits, but it depends on the girl. A skinny chick with tiny little titties can get me so revved up, especially as she can wear little summer tops with no bra. It's all about attitude and proportion. Definitely natural though.
Hey Simplicity. hope you're having a great day! XxX
My neck and shoulder area. Being touched or even blown around there send goosebumps shooting down my body. My lover can make me groan with the gentlest touch.