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A good case of diarrhea, that's what I really need right now.
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Quote by Iszofia
Really pissed off every time somebody leaves scraps at the bottom of a chips packet. If you can eat mostly all of it, finish the damn thing off!!! Don't just leave five scrappy bits at the end of the packet!! Next person that comes along doesn't go "mmmm scraps, I love scraps"
It's inconsiderate and you're not really doing anybody any favours!!!
I am no scrapshound!
That is funny.
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Guilty - laws are meant to be broken. (long as that in breaking them, you don't hurt someone or something)
Many revolutions start this was.
Your friend caught a fish but you told the story as if it were yourself, without lying of course
Many revolutions start this was.
Your friend caught a fish but you told the story as if it were yourself, without lying of course
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Probably more than I can count. Have a nasty habit of putting my foot in my mouth.
How many times have you thought about getting a new puppy?
How many times have you thought about getting a new puppy?
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Quote by moon03
I am watching the drama unfold. People with fake profiles, making a fool of others. The day I lose my cool you will get it from me. Beware!
Why are you so angry? People are making fools of others? Tell us who this is and they will be banned! Well at least we can vote on it..
I am campaigning to have these types of slime balls removed pronto! Tell us who they are and they will be hanged!
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Not once, I couldn't care less if someone here stays or goes. I don't dedicate that much of my life to it.
HMT have you touched someone sexually at a restaurant?
HMT have you touched someone sexually at a restaurant?
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Usually at night and maybe once during the day if I get time xnxx is my fav.
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Twice until my T-levels start to drop. That's how I can tell I need to medicate.
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You are one single person but have multiple accounts and/or identities here on lush that allow you to channel your bipolar tendencies..
There's two in a row.. Answer me those..
Mods, that breaking the rules here?
There's two in a row.. Answer me those..
Mods, that breaking the rules here?
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Haven't came on lush in a few months, actually quit coming here altogether but recently said fuck it. I do what I do and no one can say any different. If anyone want to know my penis is over 7 inches big. Yeah I put the big in there, sounds way better than just 7 inches, ya think?
Girls you have had an orgasm from Anal bing bang? A real wet, messy, beautiful one?
Girls you have had an orgasm from Anal bing bang? A real wet, messy, beautiful one?
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Yes I sure do, but he is shy and won't come out of the closet. We never kissed but I know he want to... just not sure if I drive on that side of the road or not.
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Quote by Becky4Texas
False
You find that most of the men here are really only interested in one thing
>>>>>>> TRUE>>>> I will try to be as positive as possible, even though this comment seems absurd, specifically considering this is a sex themed forum. Why the hell would you type in the URL if you weren't interested in sex but rather collectible army figurines. (Not that there's anything wrong with that) If you would like a more typical site, maybe try Cosmo. SHEEEESH
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12 hours in a hotel with a girl I had just met. Viagra and MDMA were the staples of that adventure, for both of us.. Sildenafil works for girls too ya know.. Not recommended for the weak at heart.
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True - but I love all women individually. There is not one that lacks an attractive feature. Everyone is beautiful IMO
T/F you did something you know you shouldn't have and were caught on camera red handed?
T/F you did something you know you shouldn't have and were caught on camera red handed?
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Why is everyone so goddamn depressed...
Binging is what I do every Christmas when I pull out my dual cassette deck and play the Mele Kalikimaka cassette single on repeat for the whole night.
Binging is what I do every Christmas when I pull out my dual cassette deck and play the Mele Kalikimaka cassette single on repeat for the whole night.
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Quote by Mixedupkaren
Actually never. I just assume they are busy or want their space.
How many times have you ordered a meal out and when it gets to the table you notice someone has something that looks even better.?
That happens every damn time I go to a restaurant! I always wanna have whatever it is that someone else has ordered. Mmmmmmm delicious!
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Quote by patokl
Once or twice
How many times has killing someone crossed your mind (even if you'd never go through with it)?
Wtf is wrong with you people and this dark, necrosistic theme. Its a GOOD DAY! and all my homies gonna ride today, and all those mommies look fly today...
How may times have you watched flowers blooming?
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Quote by Becky4Texas
zero, they were all expected as its a pretty pronounce run up to the big O
How many times have you been afraid you were about to die?
Woah
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Quote by Becky4Texas
Zero
How many times have you watched someone die?
Wow
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Quote by 69Kisses96
I had that happen recently. When I finally talked to her, I had mis-read her all along. What I thought were compliments, she took as insults, but she didn't know how to deal with it other than deleting me.
That happens all the time with me, I am terrible with words to the point of exhaustion. When I try to fix it, the hole just becomes deeper.
I don't like it when people drive half the speed limit.
Is there a "things that make you happy thread"? This thread seems kinda dark.
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Quote by LaylaJune
Have you ever posted in the "have you ever" thread and then forgotten the "have you ever" part?
Bahahahaaha
Guess I gotta step my game up.
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No I give everyone a fair chance.
Have you ever burnt toast and ate it anyway?
Have you ever burnt toast and ate it anyway?