I can honestly say that I do not want to spend any of my time thinking about how to measure flaccid cocks and testicles. Thanks.
Its completely different... As much as guys like to pretend that their dicks are huge I think its safe to say most are simular size unlike breasts..
And why would thickness matter? You want a tube around your penis all day? Most guys I know wear boxers or have no problem fitting into briefs..
I think this topic was supposed to be more humorous than it has been received thus far...
Ho hum.
Guys obsess over numbers like that...they talk about dick size way more than girls ever do. I think they would probably really enjoy calculating if their package was a 6.5/4-3 B2 or a 6.5/4-2.5 C3. There would be books and DIY shows about the best methods for accurately measuring. Stores would stock wide selections of complicated cock rulers and ball gauges. Each man would have his own special trick for getting the best reading, passed down through families and argued about over beer with friends.
No Offense, but this is one of the more rediculous posts I've seen. In reality, how much difference is there in the thickness of a flacid cock between a huge guy and small guy. Not enough where you need to wear special size underware. And to compare it to breast size is crazy. To put in perspective if a small guy of 4" long and 1" thick is equivalent to an A cup, then a DD would be about 2 feet long and about 4" thick. And although I have seen guys here claim to be 3 or 4" thick, they are lying. Think of this, a DVD is acout 4 1/2" wide, enough said!
Why do guys obsess on cock size? Women dont obsess on boob size, do we?
Average is good if he knows how to work it.
Thick really lets me FEEL him.
Big balls tend to alert me to a fuller squirting!
"The Gods that smiled when you were born
are laughing now."
If men were given a range of sizes such as:
IIIY Is it in yet?
Up to the biggest of:
NFW No fucking way, that beast will split me in half
When it comes to the clearance sale the IIIY range would have the most stock to clear.
What man would ask for IIIY?
It does not help that our dicks change size several times throughout the day and often become erect even if we are not even thinking about sex or anything remotely sexy. I have heard of penis implants that mostly give the cock more girth.
"OH SHIT! She wants me to undress now! But I've been in the pool!!!!!"
" I Dont Know How You Guys Walk Around With Those Things", LOL!!
Well this is the problem. It's all quite comfortable when flaccid, but when things begin to happen it can be really painful. And it's not easy to adjust in public.
There are many "truths"... I found this one to be the best...
"It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.
A human hair can hold 3 kg.
The length of a penis is 3X the length of a thumb.
The femur is as hard as concrete.
A womans heart beats faster then a mans.
Women blink twice as much as men.
We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand.
A woman has read this entire post.
The man is still looking at his thumb."
This pain is not uroglogy related. When you get a hard-on its o.k. if your dick is already in a upright position. But when you are hanging down, so to speak. The hard-on is prevented from attaining the upright position by your trousers. Can be bloody painful, trust me.
