A Panda walks into a Café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.
“Why?” asks the confused waiter, as the Panda makes toward the exit. The Panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
“I am a Panda,” he says, at the door. “Look it up.”
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
“PANDA. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.”
Should we all not brush up on our punctuation?
She thought it was very funny. I joke with a few Lush friends about punctuation and grammar on here, because I guess I'm just a nerd. 
