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Quote by trinket
Pretty Straightforward. Childhood or first pet name plus the last thing you ate.

Mine is 'Jed Butterscotch' that's a kinda scary pro name for me considering I'm a girl.




Um, Do what? ur childhhod name was Jed?
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Um, Do what? ur childhhod name was Jed?
. No my childhood pets name was jed

If you read it again it says "childhood or first pet Name". Meaning. The name of your childhood pet or f you did not have a pet as a child then the name of the first pet you had ever, because if you didn't have one as a kid, then you must have been an adult when you got your first pet. So...

The name of your childhood (pet) or the name of your first pet.
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I don't foresee a queue of potential clients with a name like that.
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Excellent observation cinder-toots . You probably have more of a chance than a woman named Jed Butterscotch.

My rabbit and what I had for dinner on Wednesday would maybe generate a better income.

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Hiya girls!

Mine is... "Sassy Strawberry Shortcake"
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Hiya Psychosassyberrybutt
Apparently there's some butch bitch called Jed wandering around looking to steal customers...keep an eye out.
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She also never shared those "fish & chips" from the other day.
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She also never shared those "fish & chips" from the other day.


Greedy cow!!!
No wonder her arse is the size of Botswana.
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Butch Cereal? LOL
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Hiya girls!

Mine is... "Sassy Strawberry Shortcake"


Did somebody mention Strawberry Shortcake? Heavenly!

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Quote by trinket
. No my childhood pets name was jed

If you read it again it says "childhood or first pet Name". Meaning. The name of your childhood pet or f you did not have a pet as a child then the name of the first pet you had ever, because if you didn't have one as a kid, then you must have been an adult when you got your first pet. So...

The name of your childhood (pet) or the name of your first pet.
Ok sorry, thought you meant like "nickname" or some shit like that.


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