A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom, Ann, "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce, "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, "Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get lunch."
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I really dont see why 'young' mothers is relevant to this, but it was humourous otherwise.
lirri-loo, 23.
on a self imposed drought.
going crazy, making friends.
on a self imposed drought.
going crazy, making friends.
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that was cute 
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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that was a good one! 
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At lest, she is self-consious. A good one
