You Wake Up On A Deserted Island with the one above and say...

Have you noticed a much more positive attitude of late?

I notice things, it's when I try to work out what they are that the trouble starts,,,

Dang grass skirt. Sheds strands like mad.

Rock Lobster! Grilled kabobs! With karaoke! Skirts optional!

That sounds very appetizing, but I believe this Ladies only am I correct?

Do they offer room service?

You got a room. I’m sleeping down on the beach

There will be a joint Shower and Orgy at the waterfall this afternoon for the Island Horny Ladies Society.

Are gate-crashers allowed at the Island Horny Ladies Society?

We'd suggest that you ask those who tried before, but they were shown the Piranha Pool of Pleasure and never returned.

May I speak to the manager of the Island Horny Ladies Society please? Lol

She is indisposed just at the moment and slightly incoherent after, well, never mind....

Do they ever have an open house for the Island Horny Ladies Society?

I don't think they do if Kistin is on the Board of Directors.