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A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past ,
looks up and says "Hey Koala ! what are you doing?"



The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."



So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.
After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.
But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks
the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in
the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where
the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"



So the koala looks down at him and says:



"Fuuuuck dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"
OMG! ROTFLMFAO!!!!! Dude!!
*laugh*
LMAO... I Can't stop. My Aunt is looking at me like I am psycho.

I like the pictures, it's like a picture book!
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
I giggled so hard, I kinda choked on my tea a bit. God dammit.