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What not to say during sex.

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Kenny8227
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Thats sounds very familiar. Ha ha ha
Jezziebelle
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"Don't you have some little blue pills somewhere to help with that?"
Right there. Oh yeah baby. Right there.
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Quote by shameless009



Perhaps they are things you may have heard...
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Quote by Jezziebelle
"Don't you have some little blue pills somewhere to help with that?"

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Quote by shameless009



Perhaps they are things you may have heard...
No . ,, Can't say that I have ,, But very close.
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Good Stuff C.B.
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Well I know it is not good to call your partner by a exes name.......
js3091
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your best friend is much better at that than you are
iceman
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Gee, you're almost as good as your (sister/mom/brother/dad)(pick as appropriate).

Wow! And I could have had a V8!
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From a female perspective;

Is it in yet?
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Cute cartoon Charlie.
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Your done already?



Oh what a knock back, if he were`nt it would soon shrink!!!!!!!
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The ceiling needs painting.
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I had been dating a guy for a while and one evening, just before we had sex he said to me.

"Come on then, let's get it over with"

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I had been dating a guy for a while and one evening, just before we had sex he said to me.

"Come on then, let's get it over with"



.... I hope he was an ex really quickly after that little line.
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I had been dating a guy for a while and one evening, just before we had sex he said to me.

"Come on then, let's get it over with"



.... I hope he was an ex really quickly after that little line.


The sex was terrible so he never became boyfriend status.
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I had been dating a guy for a while and one evening, just before we had sex he said to me.

"Come on then, let's get it over with"



.... I hope he was an ex really quickly after that little line.


The sex was terrible so he never became boyfriend status.

That would do a lot for your ego. its a wonder he got any honey. A pair of acres might of been the order of the day
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Can you move your head? I can't see the game.
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Your mom called awhile ago, and she wants you to come take care of the in-grown toenail of hers.