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What NOT to do naked ...

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Juggle razor sharp daggers.
Jump on the bed. Trust me, i learned that the hard way. Ouch.
"When it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I'm already better than them." -Marilyn Monroe
Attempt to fly cross country
Playing with your cat. Sharp claws really hurt T_T..
BBQ. Just DONT (I know what I am talking about here...o.0)
Wow....can't wait to hear that story sugar!

Bend over in front of your perverted creepy boss....and I know that one from experience.....still shuddering
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Register in a New York hotel under the name Dominique Strauss-Kahn

Because you really are only going to end up incarcerated x
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"

go to parent teacher conference
well I've been to a few, adele, and they would generally be enlivened by a little nudity ...

Vatican Tour Guide ...

Well not since The Borgias stopped controlling The Papacy x
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"

yes, CG. I imagine they would be! LOL

Saturday evening confession
Sunday Morning Mass
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"

Sexaholics Anonymous meeting
fry Bacon in a skillet.
according to Skye one should never ever play paintball naked....I am wondering if she has personal experience with that....hhhhmmm inquiring minds want to know
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Well... hmm... right now I can't think of anything I wouldn't do naked But... maybe pee, because one of my biggest fetishes is to wet my panties But I got to admit that I occasionally pee naked too
attend a wedding
dispose of a beehive
Give a speech at your old school...
Daniela's Master....
operate a chain saw
As a straight male, I have to go with...Roman-Greco wrestling...unless done with a female...
Pick blackberries!!
Give a presentation at your next production meeting!
Go to traffic school.
Straighten your hair in the 'privacy' of your own bedroom:

1) results in various bodily burns from straighteners

2) the window cleaners ALWAYS show up, they have their timing down...it's worrying.
Public Speaking
Meet the In-laws
Play rugby
Go to the park
sharpen a knife