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Go Christmas Caroling In Your Neighborhood
Run for elected office ...

Unless you live in Italy x
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"

Go to parent teacher conferences at your kid's school
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Go blackberry picking.
Cut the hedge with a petrol strimmer when your neighbour is sunbathing topless !
cooking greasy food
Visit Grandma at the home
Drop the kids off at school
give a hair cut naked ....nope did that
someone mentioned blackberry picking ....did that too

i choose hanging out the washing......think the old guy next door might keel over from heart failure,
Stand in line at the Post Office on Friday at noon the week before Christmas.

Someone mentioned gardening naked. I've done that several times and found it quite enjoyable. However, don't do it right after you've mowed the lawn. The grass clippings stick to your butt.
Appear in court charged of indecent exposure x
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"

greet your mother/father in law at the door
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Attend your Grandparent 50th wedding anniversary
ummmmmm go to the car to get your work blackberry..... even when it is the middle of the night...
ummmm..... on a beach at night,,,,, without a blanket.....it hurts...lol
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Run for elected office ...

Unless you live in Italy x


god!! I spit my drink!! hahahaha!
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I'll interview you naked... Guaranteed hire!!

Greet your mother in law at the front door


I think my M-I-L would smile and laugh...She caught me cooking scrambled eggs naked once!!!

How about - Christmas Carolling!
Install fiberglass insulation
Chase a Ferrel cat out of a shed.
Saunter out of the bedroom to the bathroom after an early morning session with the wife, carrying a vibrator, just as your six year old opens his bedroom door. Trust me it takes a huge amount of explaining
Show up to the office
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

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Install fiberglass insulation


That would be torture.
Go to the Genius Bar at the Apple Store...
Bend over in front of nastynate
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X