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Simplicity
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Have sex in or around a rose bush.
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Go to walmart, yet sometimes I think you would for right in now a days.
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kiteares
"the Great God (snicker)" - James 'Bear' Llewellyn
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Open the door to religious types... then again for shits n giggles...

Open the door to the police coming to interview you for walking around Walmart naked.

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Roast wieners smile
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Walk the dog.
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Go to church
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Mow the lawn
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Climb a thorn tree
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Ice skate
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Bathe a cat
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Observing the night sky during winter (nothing worse than frost on your 6 incher)

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My latest offering -

Once more in Love Poems - My Forever Beauty

My 2 previous submissions:

Both Love Poems

Pearls

As The New Year Dawns

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ladyblue69
Sitting at the edge of darkness
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Fry bacon! that has probably been posted.

So I will go with shovel snow
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Sort out garden tools

Kite's Kinky Tales

My latest offering -

Once more in Love Poems - My Forever Beauty

My 2 previous submissions:

Both Love Poems

Pearls

As The New Year Dawns

Please read and enjoy. If you really enjoyed a story someone has written; how about clicking on 'Like' and/or 'Favorite'.
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Clear ice off the car

Kite's Kinky Tales

My latest offering -

Once more in Love Poems - My Forever Beauty

My 2 previous submissions:

Both Love Poems

Pearls

As The New Year Dawns

Please read and enjoy. If you really enjoyed a story someone has written; how about clicking on 'Like' and/or 'Favorite'.
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ladyblue69
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fold a compact picnic table, where it closes toward you (unless you are flat chested)
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Meet your in laws
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drop over to your grandparents house
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Sit in wet sand
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teaching my classes... or should I?
Curiosity is one of those insatiable passions that grow by gratification.
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Send your nude picture to Rob smile
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Visit a catholic priest.
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Quote by ladyblue69
fold a compact picnic table, where it closes toward you (unless you are flat chested)


... or have a micro penis.