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Cook bacon in a frying pan... why don't people learn???
pure boiling water
Stick a wet pussy, or for men, a wet penis against a metal traffic sign in frosty weather.
Take part in the winter Olympics.
If you worry about shrinkage stay in and you are pointing at the South Pole, not the North smile
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Stick a wet pussy, or for men, a wet penis against a metal traffic sign in frosty weather.


That sounds painful lol
Fish
Go crab fishing ?
bee keeper
Alligator wrestling...
hike to the north pole in winter
the greeter at walmart
Go to a movie theater
walk through a field of cactus
Walk up a flight of stairs during the day
I have a new story that I wrote for the new competition. If you have a few minutes would you please read it?

Ride a bicycle and get chapped nipples.
*** Krissy ***
Show up at your office job.
Play a game of paintball
Paintball sounds fun! Too much of a sting.

I’d recommend nit grilling naked.
Play dodgeball
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No Ordinary Gal

Fucked and Taken


That Special Evening
Go to the courthouse
Have sex in or around a rose bush.
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