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WellMadeMale
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Get caught at the petting zoo.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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attend midnight mass
poizenivy
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Open gifts with the family
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

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Try to outrun a guarddog
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Try to outrun a guarddog


Fail to outrun a guarddog
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play with your dog
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Steel welding
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roast marshmellows
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Tar your roof
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

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Tar your neighbor's roof
Michael
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Leave the nude beach.
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go to the supermarket
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Wrangle a feral cat or two
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

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Go horseback riding.
"Do you want to live to work or work to live"

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing"

"Always hold you head up high, never come off weak"

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Sleepwalk out your home
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Walk into a prison
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

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introduce ur new gf/bf to ur parents
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make a complaint at a police station.
poizenivy
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Tend beehives
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

bill11
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Climb telephone poles
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B-B-Q
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swim in leach infested waters
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

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Paintball.
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Angela Merkel

definitely ...

definitely don't "do" Angela Merkel when she's naked
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"

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Charge a car battery.
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Go to church
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

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bend over in front of ivy, she bites
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Cactus farming. Not good idea.
adele
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go to the Policemen's Benefit Dance
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Ride public transit
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X