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What NOT to do naked ...
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Open gifts with the family
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Try to outrun a guarddog
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Steel welding
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Tar your roof
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Wrangle a feral cat or two
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
Advanced Wordsmith
Go horseback riding.
"Do you want to live to work or work to live"
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing"
"Always hold you head up high, never come off weak"
Michael
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing"
"Always hold you head up high, never come off weak"
Michael
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Walk into a prison
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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introduce ur new gf/bf to ur parents
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Tend beehives
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Climb telephone poles
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B-B-Q
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swim in leach infested waters
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
Attention Whore
Angela Merkel
definitely ...
definitely don't "do" Angela Merkel when she's naked
definitely ...
definitely don't "do" Angela Merkel when she's naked
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"
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Go to church
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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Cactus farming. Not good idea.
Weaver of Words
go to the Policemen's Benefit Dance
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Ride public transit
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X