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What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You?

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That He Loved Me!!
That I was his sexy goddess
"No, there's nothing going on, we're just friends." The day before I caught them in bed together.
''I'm not married'' almost a year in I found out he was married and his family (yes kids as well) lived a few miles away from me
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
"I didn't realise it was your credit card" (that the arsehole used in a brothel in Prague)
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

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I'm just trying to comfort her.
As she is telling me they are making plans,
He tells me he loves me and we will get thru this!
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And i quote... "im not drunk you fucking asshole!"... yeaaaaa...
It didn’t mean anything - it always means something
That if I brought other girls to him for a 3-some with us that he'd be okay with me fucking other guys.
That she was pregnant... had 2 girlfriends try that one.

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“I’m going to kill you”
Ex never lied to me.
Hmmm it’s been awhile but ummm


“Your ass isn’t that big in those jeans”??


Lmao damnnnnnnn ??