Use my last word first in a sentence

Day, me say day-o ... come, mister tally man, tally me banana.

Banana coated in dark chocolate is my answer to "Have you ever fellated?"

"Fellated". isn't the easiest word with which to begin a sentence.

Sentence structure can sometimes be difficult in a forum that encourages sex.

Sexbomb sexbomb you're my sexbomb And baby you can turn me on.😁😁

On my way here, I saw two dogs having sex 🤨😯🤭

Sex with ex was his guilty pleasure.

Pleasure should never make you feel guilty.

guilty pleasures will always be needed

Needed something stronger to forget, so I doubled down on chocolate syrup.

Syrup covered her girlfriend's breast as she licked it clean.

Clean shaven and smooth, the area between her thighs was incredibly enticing.

Enticing her to finally expose her inner beauty before me and I wasn't disappointed.

Disappointed and annoyed, she checked the warranty status for her broken vibrator.

Vibrator is often a battery-powered or rechargeable, cordless sex toys that stimulates the genitalia

Genitalia fully stimulated her body and she was able to get her body back to normal

"Normal" seems to vary often and rather dramatically.

Dramatically Lynn has been looking for Summer as she hasn’t been here in a couple of days.

Days ago she said she was on her way, with much to do and much to say, but still I sleep alone.

Alone all night just thinking of her

Her fur slipped down, mammal coat over naked skin, and puddled on the floor.

Floor cleaning is not one of my favorite things.

Things people do here, there ,everywhere are sometimes not easy to believe

Believe it or not, I am chaste, pure, and innocent.

😇😁

Innocent of what guilty pleasures

Pleasures are what make the world go round!

Round beds are interesting but not terribly practical.

(experience)

Practical jokes can be as frustrating to some as trying to find the end of a circular bed.

Bed me once - it's an accident, bed me twice - it's a choice.

Choice is the enemy of those who like to be told what to do.