Use my last word first in a sentence

Panties are always best left in the dresser drawer.

Drawer containing sex toys should be locked so as not to offend anyone.

Anyone here interested in a guided tour of my sex toy drawer?

Drawer to my mind is filled with filth and dreams.

Dreams fill my daylights and nightmares the darkness in between.

Between the sheets is both a mixed drink and something desirable with you.

You and I could make beautiful music together.

Together, we can create a night we won't ever forget.

Forget your cares and enjoy life.

Life is good but good life is better.

Better kiss me now before my girlfriend returns.

Returns on my portfolio are looking grim

Grim was the angel offering bliss when she chose to stay with me.

Me joined Myself and I for a rollicking threesome.

Threesome is the fantasy of most men until the women start ignoring him 😄.

Him? Nah... he's not the one.

One sentence only, I believe is the rule of this forum topic.

Topic was a chocolate bar over here in the UK, but I don't know if they're still sold.

Sold out is when there is nothing left to buy.

Buy this: it'll cure what ails you.

You think there's a cure?! 😲