Use my last word first in a sentence

Good day, coming or going.

Going for broke, she ripped open her blouse and said "here!"

Here and there, throughout the Swiss countryside, you find herders who are bemused by the American penchant for yelling "More cowbell" at their cattle.

Cattle are treated better, he thought, as the police herded them into the paddy wagon.

Wagon tongues are usually associated with a horse's ass.

Ass was raw from her spanking.

Spanking, then wanking, then thanking his hire -- it's all about the courtesies.

Courtesies past, the debate became heated.

Heated discussion turned into passionate sex.

Sex and sextuplet are very different things, except in certain southern states.

States of matter include solid, liquid, gaseous, and plasma.

Plasma can be vital in helping people in an accident.

Accident is what she called it, but it sure looked planned to me.

Me and you spooning the night away.

Away, far away, there lived a maid of the woods who fed upon men's souls for breakfast and nourished their wive's bodies every night.

Night of the game was set, the knight was tall and dumb, the bishop was well hung, the king was weak, the rook examined every nook and crannie, surviving pawn got lucky with the queen, just little one of so many.

Many moves were made, some pondered, some quite rash, till in the end His Majesty was mated by a pawn doing service to his queen and a pocket full of cash.

"Cash Transactions Only and No Returns", read the sign at the entry of the adult toy store.

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Many moves were made, some pondered, some quite rash, till in the end His Majesty was mated by a pawn doing service to his queen and a pocket full of cash.

His Majersy mated by (or with?) a pawn -- what a twist of fate

Going back to the 2nd to last post.

Store bought guacamole just doesn’t match the freshness and flavor of homemade.

Homemade fireworks can be a once in a lifetime hobby.

Hobby keeps my hands busy and off of her.

Her budding desire soon burst into full flower.

Flower for the lonely person, will put a smile on their face.

Face me so I can fully enjoy all your beauty.

Beauty requires sacrifice.

Sacrifice can be a messy business.

Business often comes before pleasure, though it should not always be so.

So find a way to make a business of pleasure.

"Pleasure will be mine," he said to her husband while placing on the card table her soaking wet panties.