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Unfortunately/Fortunately

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The first person states an unfortunate event and the next person says a fortunate response.

Example:
I say:

Unfortunately I tripped the stairs last ight when I got home.

Next poster says:

Fortunately you were sooooo drunk that you didn't feel it.

Next poster says:

Unfortunately I have to get up when he alarm goes off.

Next poster says:

Fortunately when you get to work your boss gives you a raise.

Lets start:

Unfortunately I am too trusting of people on here.


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Fortunately I have met some good people
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Unfortunately I will never meet them in real life
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Fortunately getting to enjoy the company of many from all over the world.
Unfortunately, some of them are trolls, spammers, and stalkers.
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Fortunately, you dont have to live with them
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Unfortunately, living alone at times gets lonely
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Fortunately you only have to please yourself
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Unfortunately i had a pretty shitty weekend.


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Fortunately tomorrow is party day
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unfortunately, i'm not one to ruin a good mood
Fortunately its hard to ruin a good mood on a day off... smile
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It's unfortunate to wake up craving a midnight snack and find none.
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Fortunately i'm not playing Holi...
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Unfortunately I have an entirely free day tomorrow and my friends are all busy.
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Fortunately I will be here from time to time
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Unfortunately I feel like I am stalking rosiem.
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Fortunately you are hot and sweet. I feel like I am stalking you!!! You re always above.
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Quote by JamesK28
unfortunately, i'm not one to ruin a good mood

James....I was wondering.... Why would that be unfortunate?
Sorry, screwed up thread...
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unfortunately, yoga, you are only below me in the forum and not real life.
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Fortunately I come along and vwe can have a threesome!


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
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Unfortunately I would make the fourth and you only want a threesome

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Unfortunately, it's melted and has been smeared all over your breasts.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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Fortunately I start to lick it off.

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Unfortunately she pushes you away so I can clean them off.
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Fortunately there's enough there for two.

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Unfortunately it's laxative chocolate and you now both have the severe runs.WzwnfzgnyblR8zJj
Fortunately you are near a toilet so you have time............
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unfortunately you can't get your pants down fast enough