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Fortunately you have bought a new pair and can change into those
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Unfortunately they split from back to front

Sorry double post so I edited
bill11
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Fortunately you are able slip out and head home unseen.
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Unfortunately you left your keys in the soiled pants
alliet14
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Fortunately there is a water hose where you can wash your pants, then get the keys.
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unfortunately the water hose has 1000 hole in it
alliet14
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fortunately, its a warm day so we strip off and play in the water.
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Unfortunately, you don't have sunscreen on and get a sunburn
elizabethblack
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Fortunately, you have a wonderful lover that can pamper and care for you
Ardentmale
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Unfortunately your lover rough and coarse and their pampering causes you a bit of pain...
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Fortunately, the mind-blowing orgasm at the end makes you forget the pain.
Ardentmale
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Unfortunately your left with a huge wet spot to sleep in... :/
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Fortunately, the lover is happy to change the bedsheets for you
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Unfortunately the fresh sheets are still in the wash.

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Fortunately, there's a sleeping bag you can use instead.
alliet14
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Unfortunately, once in the sleeping bag you realize there are spiders in it.
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Fortunately there is a MAN who is not afraid of spiders and gets everyone of them and makes you feel safe to slip inside with him... smile
characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent

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alliet14
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Unfortunately two people cant fit, because its only made for one.
nawtygirl
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Fortunately, I have a sleeping back just like it and we can zip them together and make it larger so we can both fit
alliet14
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Unfortunately Nawty and I get so wild we tear the zipper out of both.
nawtygirl
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Fortunately, we get so hot, we don't need the covers or care who sees
alliet14
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Unfortunately, I cant think of anything bad about that scenario.
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Fortunately I am changing the subject from shit to shinola......wtf does that mean, anyone familiar? Silliest saying.
Masteratarms
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Unfortunately the shinola doesn't stick to the blankets in quite the same way!

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Quote by yogafish
Fortunately I am changing the subject from shit to shinola......wtf does that mean, anyone familiar? Silliest saying.
- Started MANY years ago in the form of "He doesnt know shit from shinola"... Shinola was a shoe polish... Supposed to mean the person was a dimwit... smile

Fortunately we are smart enough to know the difference and throw the blanket in the wash as opposed to the trash... :)
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Unfortunately all the shinola in blanket caused the pipes to back up which, in turn, caused the toilets to overflow on to the floor.
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Fortunately I am lucky to have met some pretty incredible and sexy people here!


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
nawtygirl
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Unfortunately, I will probably never get to meet certain people in person
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Fortunately you can come snuggle up in bed with me and sleep all day long... smile
characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent

Intensely devoted, eager, or enthusiastic; zealous

vehement; fierce burning, fiery, or hot