Join the best erotica focused adult social network now
Login

Unfortunately/Fortunately

last reply
9.3k replies
209k views
3 watchers
10 likes
Guest
Lurker
Fortunately you have bought a new pair and can change into those
Guest
Lurker
Unfortunately they split from back to front

Sorry double post so I edited
bill11
Active Ink Slinger
Fortunately you are able slip out and head home unseen.
Unknown User
Unfortunately you left your keys in the soiled pants
alliet14
Active Ink Slinger
Fortunately there is a water hose where you can wash your pants, then get the keys.
Guest
Lurker
unfortunately the water hose has 1000 hole in it
alliet14
Active Ink Slinger
fortunately, its a warm day so we strip off and play in the water.
Unknown User
Unfortunately, you don't have sunscreen on and get a sunburn
elizabethblack
Awesome Lady
Fortunately, you have a wonderful lover that can pamper and care for you
Unknown User
Unfortunately your lover rough and coarse and their pampering causes you a bit of pain...
Unknown User
Fortunately, the mind-blowing orgasm at the end makes you forget the pain.
Unknown User
Unfortunately your left with a huge wet spot to sleep in... :/
Unknown User
Fortunately, the lover is happy to change the bedsheets for you
Masteratarms
Active Ink Slinger
Unfortunately the fresh sheets are still in the wash.

Unknown User
Fortunately, there's a sleeping bag you can use instead.
alliet14
Active Ink Slinger
Unfortunately, once in the sleeping bag you realize there are spiders in it.
Unknown User
Fortunately there is a MAN who is not afraid of spiders and gets everyone of them and makes you feel safe to slip inside with him... smile
alliet14
Active Ink Slinger
Unfortunately two people cant fit, because its only made for one.
nawtygirl
Active Ink Slinger
Fortunately, I have a sleeping back just like it and we can zip them together and make it larger so we can both fit
alliet14
Active Ink Slinger
Unfortunately Nawty and I get so wild we tear the zipper out of both.
nawtygirl
Active Ink Slinger
Fortunately, we get so hot, we don't need the covers or care who sees
alliet14
Active Ink Slinger
Unfortunately, I cant think of anything bad about that scenario.
Twofish1way
Active Ink Slinger
Fortunately I am changing the subject from shit to shinola......wtf does that mean, anyone familiar? Silliest saying.
Masteratarms
Active Ink Slinger
Unfortunately the shinola doesn't stick to the blankets in quite the same way!

Unknown User
Quote by yogafish
Fortunately I am changing the subject from shit to shinola......wtf does that mean, anyone familiar? Silliest saying.
- Started MANY years ago in the form of "He doesnt know shit from shinola"... Shinola was a shoe polish... Supposed to mean the person was a dimwit... smile

Fortunately we are smart enough to know the difference and throw the blanket in the wash as opposed to the trash... :)
HotRodG
Active Ink Slinger
Unfortunately all the shinola in blanket caused the pipes to back up which, in turn, caused the toilets to overflow on to the floor.
SubmissiveAngel
Active Ink Slinger
Fortunately I am lucky to have met some pretty incredible and sexy people here!


Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
nawtygirl
Active Ink Slinger
Unfortunately, I will probably never get to meet certain people in person
Unknown User
Fortunately you can come snuggle up in bed with me and sleep all day long... smile