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Trashing Inspirational Quotes

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Thought we would try something different. Not that I'm innocent of posting inspirational quotes here on Lush but now is your chance to have a bash at them. Admit it, some quotes just annoy you...
Post a quote then add your own corollary or comment. Bonus pints for Lush themes.
Play nice!

I'll go first....


Lyf's Hospital Bed Corollary: Never trust a dumbass who can't use a tape measure


I'm sure you can do better than that...
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow". Albert Einstein


...coz it's got to be better than this shit..!!!!
You should first read this Looky Here!!

and then this Free stuff

then say 'Hi'
"People say Money is not important, But it ranks right up there alongside Oxygen" - Jim Rohn.


Not much to say about that one...except, I think it is only rich people who say money is not important.
You should first read this Looky Here!!

and then this Free stuff

then say 'Hi'
Unless you have a flight to catch, dinner reservations, a job to get to, a play that started 15 min ago.......wtf


EARLY WORM DIES!!!!





Yeah, right out the door, leaving it to everyone else to fix.



Yes suffocating!!!



AND the more you hear, the more you realize that we are FUCKED!


probably not to you lol

You might as well; you're going to


Or maybe because they're upset, you sentimental fuck.


No-one thinks I can eat this large cake, so thanks for that.



Omg!! Me too!
" Money does not buy happiness"

If it bothers you, give your burden to mesmile
If You Don't Succeed Try, Try Again.

Damn I killed this person but I won't quit, maybe the next will just be in a coma


lol i LOVE threads like this! kinda true though...

Say. Her. Name.


What came first, the chicken or the egg?






No, you do not. You destroy your enemy with fire.

or

How did that work out for you with John Wilkes Booth?